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Unrealistic beauty standards

Wow my modren met... Only one of those is unrealistic.
Hym "So, I took a peak at this article by 'my modern met' and it's called 'A.I. generates the perfect people and something something unrealistic beauty standards,' right? And the pictures they show is 1. A regular looking attractive Hispanic woman (Who is as a matter of fact NOT more attractive than Salma Hayek) and 2. The most shredded guy that could ever possibly exist. 0% body fat. So much muscle that you couldn't actually fit thay much muscle on a man with out him being larger. Obviously had a 12 pack. More shredded than a comic book character. Even the male fantasy of fitness pales in comparison to the A.I. generated man. I mean, you can't see the fat bulge in his artificially generated trousers but you know it's there. So, according to A.I. Salma Hayek is beyond perfect and the perfect man is a 9 foot tall Arnold Schwarzenegger who got hit with a shrink ray. You can't have that much muscle and be that small but BOTH of those are somehow unrealistic. It's unrealistic for a woman to be less attractive than Salma Hayek. It's wild. Look it up."
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Beauty Queen Syndrom 

When a woman who is very physically attractive becomes used to and comes to expect to be waited on, treated special, and pampered because it its what society has allowed them to come to expect..
Sally had such Beauty Queen syndrome that she never got married because nobody could meet her expectations..

Beauty Queen Syndrome 

A group of expectations aquired by females who have been physically attractive through their lives such that they expect pereferential and exceptional treatment from males as a matter of ordinary life.
Hey, she's got Beauty Queen Syndrome. She'll expect you to wait on her hand and foot.

Beauty Queen Dream Star 

the most perfect woman in all the land. When you look at her all of your problems will seem meaningless as you are captivated by her natural beauty. She is superior to all other women, making her a queen. You'll find yourself thinking you must be dreaming because you've never come across a woman this flawless. Lastly, you will know you have found a BQDS by the beautiful sparkle in her eyes that look like their galaxy of stars.

/Byoo-tee Kween Dreem Staar/
I have never been fortunate enough to see a Beauty Queen Dream Star with my own eyes before, but I heard there is one named Taylor of Rocklin.

Shitting Beauty 

A person who remains on the toilet for an excessive allotment of time, allowing no one else to use the facilities.
*knock* *knock* "Hey, Shitting Beauty! You gonna hog the can for a 100 years, or what!?"

pale skin beauty 

A pale skin girl that is very beautiful, often resembling a porcelain doll.
Joyce is a pale skin beauty, guys are always checking her out.

Stunning beauty 

The type of beauty that makes you stop anytime you see it.
The type of beauty that seems to stop every sense(other than sight)
The type of beauty that makes u swallow your tongue and think instead of say.
The type of beauty that is rarely seens in this society Based on make up.
The type of beauty that is so natural that it amazes anyone.
guy:"Dude did you see that?"
guy#2:"what"
Guy:"look at the house"
Guy#2:"how can you stare at a house with such a stunning beauty infront of u"