ninja barista

An espresso machine operator with not only exceptional skill in producing the finest espresso shots and espresso-based drinks, but also with extreme dexterity, zen-like demeanor and lightning quick speed behind the bar. Generally is quiet and modest, but can deliver a killer shot of espresso.

Compare and contrast with the rockstar barista.

Before I even put down my two dollars, that ninja barista had a killer doubleshot of espresso in front of me.

by Jimmy Oneschuk July 25, 2008

Barista

A person who works in a coffeeshop. More than likely, a person who puts up with large variables of bull shit from snobby customers throughout his/her work shift.

"Hey, what do you do?"
"I'm a Barista "
"Oh, I'm sorry..."
"Yeah man...It's okay."

by KMill22 January 19, 2009

blarister

Codename used for child groomer in the catholic church. Named after the late great Blair's dad who once said "sit down my children"

Don't let your kid near that house, blarister lives there.

by SonOfPhysics February 12, 2015

bearstack

Obviously, its a stack of fucking bears, dumbass.

Oh look, a bearstack.

by SpeedyKitten June 19, 2015

blarister

A child snatcher with a very large basement he is a priest and is always on the hunt for people under the age of 16 to hurt mentaly and physicaly either by given golden showers or by showing them a picture of his 10 foot snake

Oh no its blarister run

by tm99 February 12, 2015

Baristocrat

A Barista (often a Starbucks barista) who looks down upon or makes comments about other inferior coffees and coffee drinks. Even those from competing stores with the same brand.

You call that a Double Tall Non-Fat Upside Down Caramel Macchiato?

You're such a Baristocrat!

by Joey Bernal February 27, 2008

Barista Kiss

The act of two Baristas rubbing their visors together in an affectionate way.

When we're finished making these Mochas come over here and give me a Barista Kiss!

by bototheho March 25, 2008