Bearded Ridlon

During anal intercourse, the female proceeds to defecate onto the male's penis. When she finishes, the female then performs oral sex on the male.

Guy 1: "Did you hear what happened to Brian last night?"

Guy 2: "Yes, I heard that nasty chick gave him a bearded ridlon."

by Christian Gilbert December 30, 2011

bearded lady of guildford

A lady who spends most of her time wandering around the town of Guildford, seemingly aimlessly. She has Think white eye brows, long white hair, and most noticeably a long white beard. She is a legend in Guildford and is loved by many, she is however ridiculed by chavs, but she doesn't care, she is a lone warrior.

Guildfordian: Hey Look! It's the bearded lady of guildford!
Guildfordian 2: Hey quick, video her on your phone and put it on Youtube!

Chav: Hey look! it's the bearded lady of Guildford!
Chav 2: Quick lets all throw our Mcdonalds chips at her!

by Spider-man 3 November 8, 2007

Bearded Oyster

Quite possibly the best euphemism for vagina ever.

...And then I got a taste of her bearded oyster.

by Kaji February 28, 2004

beardless james marriot

A Tory who spits on the homeless and bullies little children in the street

Beardless James Marriott is a Tory

by Ngbgfgghjf buggies May 27, 2020

beardsen

Jensen Ackles beard

Beardsen is amazing.
The beard has a name - Beardsen.

by Aquarius127 February 15, 2021

Bearded Barley

Barley is a wheat-like plant which is very common for its uses as a cereal. There is a Pearled Barley too, which is another variation of the same plant or the refined barley. "Bearded barley" may be just a mistake in the transcription of the lyrics in the song "Kiss me" by Sixpence none the richer from Pearled to Bearded barley, yet if it is indeed Bearded Barley it refers to a wheat-like plant which has overgrown and its ready for harvest, allowing a couple to take some comfort behind the bush.

-They went to kiss behind the bearded barley in the garden of the old manor.
-My barley is bearded! i should harvest soon

by anice_dude July 26, 2019

beardless bitch

someone who has no sense of adventure or who is weak in physical or moral strength, therefore they have metaphorically rejected their manhood and become a beardless bitch.

Wow Steve over there wouldn't even come doorbell ditching with us, what a beardless bitch.

Tyler is so weak, he cant even curl that ten pound dumb bell. He's such a beardless bitch.

by ninefoureight November 23, 2011