Nigerian Beanstalk

When you poop your pants and get a boner at the same time.

Dude, when I got my Spice Girls album in the mail it totally gave me a Nigerian Beanstalk...

by MargaretBarns April 27, 2011

boonstock

A yearly music festival started in 2008 in the small town of Gibbons, Alberta where it stayed until 2013.

It was too awesome for the quaint little town to handle so the 2014 festival moved to Penticton BC.

Although the music style played has been evolving from rock to EDM, and the change of location pissed off some Albertans, the basic principle of boonstock remains. Sex, drugs, alcohol, and a whole lot of noise.

Boonstock is going to be the party of the year!

by bootyfull132 May 6, 2014

Jackin' the bean stock

When you are too lazy/tired to take off your girlfriend’s stockings before having sex – so you bust right through them with your fist.

Woman: Hunny I’m too tired to take my stockings off.

Man: That’s ok baby I’ll just jackin' the bean stock you.

by Tinka Parker February 24, 2008

beastcock

1. Someone who is really tough/muscular

2. Someone who is really good at the thing that they do

1. "He would kick your ass!" "No he wouldn't" "Dude, he's so beastcock!"

2. "Wow man, you're beastcock at hackysack!"

by Moore/Boyle August 14, 2004

Benstock

A person named "Ben" that is tall in reference to his peers.

The Earth is shaking!!!! It must be benstock.

by TennisPlayer69 May 26, 2021

beanstacker

A slur for someone with autism.

Guy 1: “Because that autistic retard kept feeding pigeons in the garden now the neighbors have complained their roof is covered in bird shit.”

Guy 2: “Fucking beanstacker!”

by Ifar Tedd January 11, 2023

Beanstink

Cook a pot of beans and let the remaining water sit in the pot for a week. Noxious beanstink.

After we cooked beans the apartment smelled like horrible beanstink.

by pintobeanz April 13, 2009