A alcohol induced state total retardation. leading to Abnormal Behavior, Random acts of stupidity and an uncontrollable urge to make love with unattractive women.
Ryan was Totally beanied last night. I cant wait to go out and get beanied.
by Lynchy1993 May 8, 2011
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beany is one of them boys that can tickle your needs, make you feel good just being around them, make you smile like no one's business, make you giggle like a little kid who just got a candy.....basically, overall.....beany is the best!!!! ;p
has anyone seen my 'beany'???? ;p
by bubble spooff February 23, 2005
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An abnormally large Clitoris, so large that it resembles a Penis.
"I had a bit of a near gay experience last night, was goin down on this girl and she had a humongous beanis!"
by Bernie Bernstein May 22, 2009
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Inspired by the legendary Bomont Beanis. To get destroyed or trolled.
Timothy beat Jon in a game of hockey so he said "get beanised Jon!"
by Wikimind February 23, 2021
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(Australian/English slang) Uncircumcised penis, i.e. intact with the foreskin concealing the glans, which to some, strangely resembles the soft, crumpled woolen headwear!

Antonym: Helmet
When I was at high school, we'd play handball and often separate into different teams using physical aspects, such as light hair vs. dark, talls vs. shorts and of course, beanies vs. helmets!
by Bag O'Turnips April 14, 2008
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Beany is without a doubt the coolest person in the world!!! Words cannot even say
by peachy February 3, 2005
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guy 1) wow look at tht guy hes beany!

guy 2) well indeed he is guy 1
by will-k February 23, 2009
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