Just like a UAV in COD a pork beacon is a homosexual radar often used to find,located and destroy other types of pork. It is often used in social gatherings to hunt out other pork pie eating mincers. When swimming a pork beacon resembles a floating turd that's been slightly discolored with a hint of blood.
Look at Jarrod the little pork beacon, what do you think he is hunting today ? bacon or sausage.. there must be a strong waft of poo & lube in the air today
by tomcat225 January 10, 2013
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Passenger: Dude why are you letting this asshat pass you?
Driver: Don't worry, I'm just using them as a Bacon Beacon
Driver: Don't worry, I'm just using them as a Bacon Beacon
by Lpowell13 November 7, 2013
Get the Bacon Beacon mug.1. An assertive phrase produced when the mouth of a nearby human being is at perpetual motion spewing undecipherable mumbo jumbo.
2. Phrase used when the horny bill protrudes to the point where said bill could be used for a competitive game of group jump roping.
2. Phrase used when the horny bill protrudes to the point where said bill could be used for a competitive game of group jump roping.
Jason: Well in my humble opinion, of course without offending anyone who thinks differently from my point of view, but also by looking at this matter in a different way and without fighting and by trying to make it clear, and by considering each and every ones opinion, I honestly believe that I completely forgot what I was going to say.
Schuyler: Bro, you need to shut that beak...
Schuyler: Bro, you need to shut that beak...
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Arturo: Yo, Mark you're so ugly!
Mark: Nize Your Beak! Have you looked in the mirror?
Arturo: Yeah, what about you?
Mark: I said Nize Your Beak!
Mark: Nize Your Beak! Have you looked in the mirror?
Arturo: Yeah, what about you?
Mark: I said Nize Your Beak!
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Get the Nize Your Beak mug.The internal compass that guides the lost warrior home when he/she is too drunk to see straight. More often than not, the individual will have no recollection of how they got home.
Often the homing beacon will activate itself suddenly and without warning, however, it is usually preceded with several minutes worth of vacant staring and the sudden exit of the individual may be accompanied by some grunt or the phrase, 'i have to go'.
- The homing beacon, in an advanced person may also make you stop for food.
Often the homing beacon will activate itself suddenly and without warning, however, it is usually preceded with several minutes worth of vacant staring and the sudden exit of the individual may be accompanied by some grunt or the phrase, 'i have to go'.
- The homing beacon, in an advanced person may also make you stop for food.
A: 'So what, I just stared at the floor, got up, said bye and left? Dude I don't remember sh*t from last night...'
B: 'Yeah man, I'm surprised you made it back OK, that's some homing beacon you got there.'
B: 'Yeah man, I'm surprised you made it back OK, that's some homing beacon you got there.'
by funkiermunky January 27, 2012
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One who gets himself firmly planted (uprooted) on the ground during a touch football game.
One who got pranked everyday in high school but was cool about it.
Stone Beak = Awesome
One who gets himself firmly planted (uprooted) on the ground during a touch football game.
One who got pranked everyday in high school but was cool about it.
Stone Beak = Awesome
Davit: "Who is that kid on the ground over there?"
Si: "Oh, that's Stone Beak...Jansen just leveled him."
Si: "Oh, that's Stone Beak...Jansen just leveled him."
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