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bazzeled

When Mr. Bazzel from Mowat Middle School takes you out of your class to do math.
Today, I got bazzeled in gym. It was the worst!”
by Jhors1001 September 24, 2019
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bazzalad

A drink originating in the University of Chester, that causes one to become severely drunk. A wonder in itself. Made with cherry sourz, vodka and lemonade.
Boy 1: I was absolutley ruined last night, shouldn't have had so many bazzas.
Boy 2: Always the bazzalads, killers.
by wowdoge January 22, 2014
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BAZAMBO

We won the game ... BAZAMBO!
by Btown wordsmith May 15, 2015
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bazamboomur

one who bazamboomus for the cult started by muhammad the blood thirsty paedophile rapist genocidal warmonger
bazamboomur: I've bazamboomu four new kids and paid off their families in silver coins
C.A.I.R. cult cell: the prophet of child rape would be pleased, pieces be made of him, are their asses still tight?
bazamboomur: not after the 71 other bazamboomurs have their way with them. Why don't you wed another child?

Council on American-Islamic Relations prefers the bazamboomur selected teens have tight anal sphincters for the raping Orgy of Peaceful Islamic Messengers, O.P.I.U.M.
by bend over for allah June 1, 2013
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Bazzed

A term to describe a state of intoxication so extreme the person ends up on their back, unable to righten themselves akin to a turtle/tortoise/terrapin, or other shelled reptiles.

Short for Basmatted.
'Man Matt got completely bazzed last night, saw him passed out in the stairwell on his back!'

'Lets get totally bazzed tonight!'
'Na man I got bazzed the other day and I haven't quite recovered yet!'

'The Jaysters were utterly bazzed, rolling around on the floor unable to get up'. HAHA.

'Who's that on the floor?'
'Ah don't worry, thats just Hannah. She downed 3 dirty pints and now she is well and truly basmatted' (long version)
by Jayster 002 March 7, 2014
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Bazante

a very uncommon boy name (fact: only one boy named Bazante in the whole of the great country of the Netherlands). original translation from Swahili is downgoing water.
Most Bazantes are tall and have dark curles, they are like a tank and won't stop for anything in their path. Their willpower is like that of a waterfall, it almost can't be tamed.

a Bazante always knows whom to pic out of a crowd so he can have sex with her, it is like a natural skill al Bazantes have.

furthermore all bazantes have nice freckles wich contain the beauty of a clear starry night
1. guy: Ooh no! look there comes a Bazante!

Girl: OMG run for your life,he is gonna bulldoze you over with his willpower!

2. Bazante: hey girl in crowd do you want to have sexual intercourse with me?
girl in crowd: sure.

3. hetero guy: wow, look at that bazante, his sheer beauty makes me wanna solve all the first world problems.
by Low-E October 10, 2012
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bazamboomu

teen bamboozled into suicide bombing by the cult started by muhammad the blood thirsty paedophile rapist genocidal warmonger
Imam: After this bazamboomu there will be much virgin raping in your next life
bazambo teen: ass raping?
Imam: mmm, yes, soon
by bend over for allah June 1, 2013
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