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Batwing Balls

The long fold of scrotum that grows over time as a man grows older.
Example:

Sylvester: Hey honey I’m feeling a little frisky. How ‘bout we roll in the deep together?

Helga: are you fucking kidding me? How can I even fuck that limp pole when you have batwing balls the size of a shower curtain?! 🦇
by Oscart Mattball May 17, 2022
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batwings in the cave

a combination of bat wings and bats in the cave. meaning having a pair of sweaty balls in your nose.
Hey dude, want a tissue? You've got batwings in the cave!
by urbandickchinairy March 30, 2008
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Batwing Jumper

I look pretty hot in my Batwing Jumper, I hope no one realizes its actually a non-water proof poncho!
by James -_- March 29, 2010
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Half-Caf Batwing

When its hot and sweaty and your scrote gets stuck to your thigh, but just one side. Beeeyotch!
Damn this heat, I got a half-caf batwing goin'
by its426 October 22, 2003
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Inverted batwing

A combination of the angry goat and the batwing where a male bends over and stretches his scrotal sack behind each thigh.
Holy shit guys did you see that inverted batwing that joe did in class?
by Rikdadik69 February 4, 2021
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Batwings

What you refer to your lats after pillaging a back workout. Usually results in your arms resting outward on your lats like personal arm rests. Might require one to walk through a door side ways
Could fly right now my batwings that swollen
by Mutant Mike February 17, 2021
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Batwings

When your balls stick to your inner thighs
Hold up, I gotta adjust my BATWINGS
by VeganVagina June 19, 2017
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