Battlefield Earth

A diseased and degenerate byproduct of the human mind. Once described by Jon Stewart as "a cross between Star Wars and the smell of ass."

"Have a heated cattle prod shoved up your anal cavity for two hours straight is a better use of time than watching Battlefield Earth."

by JediAlexColbent May 23, 2014

Battlefield 2042

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John: Hey Elizabeth, did you see the new Battlefield 2042 trailer?
Elizabeth: No.
John: What the fuck is wrong with you?

by crazy brudda June 10, 2021

Battlefield 5

The new installment of the Battlefield series set in WW2.

Now with 100% more female pirates on the frontlines than Battlefield 1

Guy 1: "Have you seen the new trailer for Battlefield 5"

Guy 2: "Yeah, 100% more Thot Pirates in the frontlines of World War 2"

by generic_scots_twat July 6, 2018

Battlefield Bad Company 2

A first person shooter game, set in a modern warfare context, popular for its online play. Released by EA and created by the game studio DICE.

Person 1: I love Modern Warfare 2, it almost makes me feel like someone cares about me.

Person 2: Dude, Modern Warfare 2 is like Battlefield Bad Company 2's retarded cousin.

by Dr Pimper April 9, 2010

battleaxe

An elderly woman who is really grumpy

by Anonymous August 3, 2003

Battlefield 2

The next game in the Battlefield Series. Battlefield 2 focuses on modern warfare with the United States against the Middle-East Coalition and China. It has a totally new engine (so they say) and has many new capabilities than the previous Battlefield games. One of the main features in Battlefield 2 is the commander/squad features. This will hopefully promote teamwork. In previous Battlefield games, everyone did their own thing except clans.

It is being made by DiCE Sweden; the makers of Battlefield 1942 so hopefully it will not be a fuck up like Battlefield Vietnam. Like the previous Battlefield games, BF2 will have mods which will cover pretty much everyones tastes (WW2 mods, Realism mods, futuristic mods, gang mods, fun mods)

"I can't wait for BF2 to come out. Let's just hope EA and DiCE learned from their mistakes in BFV!"

by porn! April 8, 2005

battlehawks

The only football franchise located in St. Louis. They play in the XFL and are the only team in the league who’s logo was not created on a video game by an 8 year old. The team is named after the most feared bird In the sky. The legendary Battle Hawk has dominated every challenger, and is well represented with dominating play on the field. The intensity of Battlehawks play is only matched by their rowdy post game celebrations.

The current hard seltzer shortage was caused by the Battlehawks celebration after their win over the Renegades.

by Kb25 February 10, 2020