Bartletted

When someone who "thinks" they know something about computers/servers and attempts to "repair" one, usually leaving it in worse shape than it was in the first place. This can happen because the "guru" emits an EMP pulse that disables all electronics within a 25ft. radius.

John: Man, my laptop is running slow today.

Dave: Hey, I'll take a look at it!

Dave: *picks up the laptop, motherboard fries, screen goes dark*

John: Dude WTF?! You just Bartletted my laptop!!

by xerolyfe April 3, 2011

barley pop

another name for my good friend "beer"

I'm quite parched and could use another barley pop.

by Steve January 3, 2004

Barlow's Law

A philosophical theory proposed by philosopher Patrick D. Barlow in 2016:
"If you can talk about it, you can joke about it."
For example: women, mongoloids, and everything in-between is okay to joke about unless you choose to ignore them completely... which in that case just makes you a politically correct douche-rocket.

Alex: "You can't say that the UNICEF kids would make great Xylophones after they die of malnutrition."
Ben: "Barlow's Law says otherwise."

by Dr. Quokka December 3, 2019

Barlowen

Barlowen, is Mark Owen and Gary Barlow from Take That together romantically. Normally found in a fanfiction on Live Journal or another website.

God, the way Gary smacked Mark's arse in the last concert was proof that Barlowen exists!

by XxGaz'sGurlxX February 13, 2009

St ambrose Barlow

A school in England with a full on pop A vs pop B football league. Filled with um.. people (some orange some not)

Person 1: You following the st ambrose Barlow football league

Person 2: yeah up the pop B

by Moonbob January 18, 2020

barley sandwich

a.k.a. A beer

"grab me a few barley sandwiches"

by Jeff Currie November 14, 2003

Bartle Skeet

Another word for Mountaindew the beverage of the gods. No one knows it's origin but it sure is fun to say.

Friend 1:Pass me that Ice cold Bartle Skeet
Friend 2: Bartle Skeet gives you colon cancer
Friend 1: I don't care Bartle Skeet is like Redneck Holy Water

by Mikey Jeff April 20, 2018