bastage

an affectionate term for a friend who is being a twat. see twat for further information.

Good morning dave. Bastage.

by Venus_in_Furs January 4, 2005

Bastige

A screaming, gasoline-drenched, blood-sucking, bat-winged cabbage that screeches and swoops down out of trees at night and either,
1) Rips off your head and drains your body of all fluid via the newly created wound, or
2) Misses the intended target horribly (usually you) and plows into the ground, pops like a grape, and spews flaming ooze everywhere. Neither have very high survival ratings.

Holy shit, its a bastige, run!

by YourWorstFear March 25, 2007

bastages

bastages is another word for basterd

bastages...

by aminopatropilis April 16, 2003

Chinchilla Bastage

A person who is a dumbass and/or complete imbosile

Shut up you chinchilla bastage

Chinchilla Bastage!

by Grundle December 4, 2004

basturd

A bastard who is full of shit (turd)

you are such a basturd

by Assholes Inc. August 13, 2003

basturbation

basturbation n. When a bastard masturbates.

He's a bastard, so he has to do basturbation.

by snarkyken August 20, 2008

Bastage

1. A name put after a random animal or random vechicle.

2. Used instead of Amen after a prayer

3. So be it.

4. Nickname, put after adjetive.

1. You Chincilla Bastage!! You Charter Bus Bastage

2. Dear God thank you for our food. Bastage.

3.Bastage!!

4. Furry Bastage!
Gay Bastage!

by ChesMcD December 6, 2004