Bastiaan

A chill dude who is nice at the same time
But usaully a chill dude

Hey you are so nice you are a Bastiaan

by suporsunu September 16, 2009

basting my balls

Bothering one with random, inconsequential nonsense, such as e-mails full of shit you don't care about or text messages that drive you insane with insane blabber.

I've been trying to dump my on-line boyfriend for months, but he keeps basting my balls via e-mail with stupid bullshit I don't find cute anymore.

by SlimShadee October 9, 2014

Bastian

A guy who makes you very happy and loves you for who you are.

He is such a Bastian.

by Neli Phatass June 6, 2021

Snow Basting

Snow Basting is the act of hitting a line off your mans cock and then deep throating the knob to make sure the job is done. The side effects are awesome as well he gets numb and you get lit at the same time!!! Aka Snow Basting!

Ski off my stick girl i need to get basted!!
I know you snowed but did you baste him??

Thats Snow Basting!

by bruNiCC November 8, 2017

Bastian Suter

The dumbest software developer in the world, made a popular malware called BattlEye and people actually fall for it.

Bastian Suter mental academy

by GregJay December 10, 2019

Basting the Turkey

The act of having sexual intercourse with a woman while she is pregnant and cuming inside her.

Joe: You had sex with your wife? isn't she pregnant?
Bob: Yeah I was really basting the turkey last night.

by fetus003 August 28, 2008

pube basting

During sexual intercourse, the pubes become coated with bodily fluids. After time the coating becomes thicker and crusties are created.

This fat juicy hoe came over. She was really wet and sticky. Probably from all the gravy in her diet. She was fucking pube basting my shit all night and I had to get out paint thinner to remove the fucking crusties.

by Pube Baster September 4, 2009