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Balloonishness

Foolishness; The nature of being a balloon
I had a total balloonishness moment and left my cashcard in Centra for a week and never noticed.
by UrbanBiochemist October 31, 2011
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fart baloon

A baloon that is filled up with fart gas instead of air or helium by sticking the baloon in one's asshole and cutting a long huge powerful fart.
Look 'lil Teddy, I got you a bunch of fart baloons for your birthday party. Be careful with those baloons 'lil Teddy. If you pop them it will stink very, very badly.Especially the red fart baloon, that fat Mexican dude Frank Robertito blew that one up after he ate a bean and cheese burrito with a side of chorizo.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 17, 2017
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water ballooning

the act of holding your foreskin closed while urinating so it fills up like a water balloon
Jake: Hey David what are you doing tonight?
David: Nothing probably just going to sit in the shower and do some water ballooning
by numbertwentyone January 19, 2012
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Barboon

One who repetitively get's barred out...Or that is takes a lot of xanax for those ignorant folks
Now there little niggy, quit acting a barboon 'for I cage you back up
by Mitchy C June 19, 2011
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Balloon fetishism

A sexual fetish from people feel attracted for a balloon. These balloons can be simply party balloons or any inflated pool toy.

These fetishists use the balloons in masturbation to stimulate themselves or simulate a partner. They buy bigger ballons +18" (inch) to increase the climax and get a better orgasm.

This fetish is documented since ballons commercial mass introducing in 50's but only with Internet popularity the adepts organized themselves in communities and feel relief for knowing that they aren't alone in the world. There's a industry feed they including pay sites, virtual stores where they can buy balloons of any size or color.

For a fetishist, get a each time bigger and giant balloon is very important - the visual stimulation and touch sensation increases with the size of the balloon.
I feel very excited when I seat in a balloon and put it between my legs. Balloon fetishism is great!
by Phair May 26, 2006
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balloon muff

See gunt. It looks like one has placed a blown balloon down the front there.
Damn, shes got a hell balloon muff.
by 4/20 February 23, 2008
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baloofeeus

delusional, crazy, goofy and stupid or all of the above. To be simply put "out of your mind"
That chick was straight up baloofeeus.

I cant believe that baloofeeus dumped me.
by anjosea July 20, 2009
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