Barefoot Enthusiast

Enthusiast:
1: a person who is filled with enthusiasm for some principle, pursuit, etc.; a person of ardent zeal: a sports enthusiast.
2: a religious visionary or fanatic.

Barefoot:
1: Wearing nothing on the feet.

Barefoot Enthusiast:

1: Someone who does not like wearing shoes, but enjoys being barefoot and feeling the world at/on their feet.

Kid: Why aren't you wearing any shoes?
You: Because my feet can't breathe in shoes and being barefoot is very comfortable. I'm a Barefoot Enthusiast.

by Longhaired Child November 7, 2011

Barefoot Contessa

1. An epicure extraordinare demonstrating tasteful fancy fare in a FAMILY RAINBOW sort of way East Hampton style.

Ina Garten weekdays on FoodNetwork as The Barefoot Contessa.

by JayVaBeach August 11, 2007

barefoot contessa

noun.

a sex goddess who is a "lady on the street but a freak in the bed". she suppresses her nymphomania by cooking gourmet and unreplicable meals.

"dawg have you seen that barefoot contessa?! she is one hot piece of ass!"

by clairebear31 May 6, 2010

Barefoot Contessa

The act of inserting your big toe into a woman's vagina while receiving oral sex.

My girlfriend loves it when I give her the old barefoot contessa.

by rawhide33 September 2, 2011

wander barefoot

Travel; wanderlust; untamed travel; gypsy; nature

Itching for a new adventure, time again to wander barefoot.

by Trvl December 21, 2016

barefoot brown

When you step on a shit while barefoot.

On my way to the pool I got a barefoot brown thanks to my neighbors dog.

by -MIKE-T March 15, 2023

Dancing Barefoot

Two people getting down and dirty; having sex

Me and my baby are dancing barefoot tonight

by NewLingoAge October 14, 2022