Bardcore

A musical genre involving having modern songs reverse engineered to sound more medieval, primarily by replacing the sounds of modern instruments with those that existed in the middle ages. If the song contains English lyrics, the words might be altered to sound more like Shakespearean English. All of this is to make it sound as if the song could've been sung by a bard} in a medieval tavern somewhere, hence the name 'Bardcore'.

James: Like heavy metal bands like Sabaton, what about you?

Michael: Nah, I prefer bardcore.

by Norse Emperor June 6, 2020

Barnicle juice

Pissed off

Ah Barnicle Juice I have alot of homework tonight and football practice

by Raldy October 2, 2009

birdicide

When a bird chooses to end it's life. It could be by flying into a window, water, a car or any other form of harm.

Ahh man, this bird just flew at my truck on the expressway. "Life struggles must've been too much, birdicide was the only answer" . For controversial bird deaths see birder

by sunshine and rainbows May 19, 2016

barniculous

The act of having barnacles on you.

When you see something barniculous, you’ll know it’s barniculous.

by Niccy J Thiccy February 18, 2023

Holy barnicles

A blaspheous word used in conjunction with a loud screech when scared.

"Holy barnicles, it's alive!"

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

badical

The conjunction of bad and radical, giving an 80s feel of extreme greatness.

Man, that website was badical to the extreme.

by Badical Extreme December 4, 2003

crash bandicoot

Star of many video games, Crash Bandicoot was one of the victims of the power-mad Dr Neo Cortex, who tried to cause rapid evolution in animals in order to turn them into his army of heavies. Crash, together with his sister Coco Bandicoot and their friend Crunch Bandicoot, are now dedicated to putting a spoke in every wheel of evil plotting Cortex dreams up. The best games in Crash's history, in my view, are 'Cortex Strikes Back' and 'Twinsanity'. In the latter, Crash was forced to team up with Cortex in order to foil the plans of two power-mad birds (who were former pets of Cortex).

Cortex: I'll destroy you and take over this world.

Crash Bandicoot: Uh....

Cortex: I shall be the supreme being of the universe!

Crash: Uh....

Cortex: You've a real way with words, do you know that?!

by StormSworder August 13, 2006