baritone

the silly, loud, perverted, and just plain creepy section of a marching band; it's basically an oversized bass clef trumpet. P.S. it's not the same thing as a mellophone

Those guys are such baritones.

by euphoniumshadow19 March 7, 2009

brooklyn bean barito

Take a dump on a girls chest and then titty "F" her.

Tim: yo i kicked the brooklyn bean barito on Abby last night!

by Dan Dan July 7, 2006

baritone seal

1) The sound, during sex of any kind that involves a phallus (organic or otherwise), made by its quick (& sometimes painful) ejection from the cavity in which it was plunging. The resultant 'POP!' when echoed inside the cavity, is the baritone seal. The POP is, much like a freshly-opened pickle jar, the breaking of the seal.

2) The seal-like moaning sounds made, usually accompanied by sealion-esque bucking and thrashing, by certain types of sexual partners nearing orgasm.

1) "I was getting deepthroated by Theresa last night when I got excited and slipped out--you should have heard the baritone seal it made, bro! Sounded like a hotdog bustin in a microwave!"

2) Yo, I tried to hook up wit Robin last night, but she started letting out baritone seals when I went down on her--bitch was putting on a Sea World show, dawg!

by glandcyclops August 19, 2008

Baritush

1: Slang term to describe someone dumb or British people. Emphasis on the last syllable and pronounced in a British accent.

"Man that guy is dumb, he must be Baritush"

by Evan Shmit October 7, 2005

Baritone

Moi.

The medium male singing voice. Plays the nasties in opera and musical theater: cruel prison wardens and other villains.

It's a rather sensuous voice range... although the tenor range is quite sexy for moi... what does it matter?

Tenor, baritone, or bass, the male voice turns me on!

by Sam October 28, 2004

baritone

also a brass instrument, as well as a voice. alternatively it is a serious medical condition that can be fatal if not treated immediately. it is known as kidney baritones.

i cant come into work, ive got the baritones.

by bucket princess October 30, 2003

Barituka

Barituka is an amazing person. Her name is very unique, so unique that it wasn't even here before I decided to put it here. She's peaceful and calm. Everybody loves her. She keeps her inner circle of friends small. She likes to talk and joke quite a bit. She's extraordinary and kind. She doesn't let what other people say define her and she is strong.

"OMG, look at Barituka bro. Why is she laughing like that? "

by Jesuswife#childofgod#innocent December 13, 2018