The act of dropping a baby on its head in a WalMart. Ensures another generation of Floridians will flourish in the great state.
Joleenda was shopping at WalMart, and her newborn baby, MacKristalle, got its Florida baptism when it fell head-first out of her unattended shopping cart.
by TheKinkoses December 18, 2009
When you choke a woman so hard during sexual intercourse she dies. You then resuscitate her and as she takes her first breath of life you cum directly on her face.
Ryan: So I was choke fucking Kathryn last night and she stopped breathing.
Luke: Dude, is she ok?
Ryan: Yeah, I welcomed her back to our mortal world with a Second Baptism.
Luke: Bro! You should be a pastor!
Luke: Dude, is she ok?
Ryan: Yeah, I welcomed her back to our mortal world with a Second Baptism.
Luke: Bro! You should be a pastor!
by Etoufee December 02, 2016
The act of forcing an individual to submit to a religion and to be included as a believer without his concent.
Defining baptismal rape:
Imagine a world where Hitler won the II world war an his son(equally retarded and fascist) is talking to the pope:
Hitler's Son: Guess what I did today your holiness?
Pope:What was it my son?
H's Son:I Baptist raped Richard Dawkins
Pope: OH NO YOU DIDN'T!...son.
Imagine a world where Hitler won the II world war an his son(equally retarded and fascist) is talking to the pope:
Hitler's Son: Guess what I did today your holiness?
Pope:What was it my son?
H's Son:I Baptist raped Richard Dawkins
Pope: OH NO YOU DIDN'T!...son.
by Jo Mamma123 January 16, 2011
The act of listening to all of Kanye's albums in order, no listening to any other music during your Kanye baptism.
Person 1: Did you do your Kanye Baptism to prepare for Donda 2?
Person 2: Yea, it took me two weeks but im officially a kanyist now
Person 2: Yea, it took me two weeks but im officially a kanyist now
by kanyefan2004 February 19, 2022
by Player_in_the_hood September 02, 2015
When you are at church and the burrito hits at the wrong time. The only thing you can do is shit in the baptism bowl.
by 3/5 man September 12, 2019
by Weldzy cigs September 15, 2023