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banoonis

A very ripe banana, meant to be thrown at people.
"I will banoonis you if you come any closer"
by FinWonga October 3, 2014
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Baton Rouge Blockade

Sticking a bar of soap up your anus in the shower to prevent leakage.
My ass was leaking so I used the Baton Rouge Blockade to seal off my ass.
by Dunlap12345 June 11, 2009
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Great wall of Benton

Pillows and blankets that are used to divided the middle of the bed.
When Holly wakes up and is going to play midnight bandit with Russell....she can't get to him because he has put all the pillows and blankets between them to keep the cold air from the fan off of him. That is what we call the Great Wall of Benton.
by Holly Palmer January 19, 2008
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Steve Bannon

1)An unholy fusion of a mutated fur-ball and Jabba the Hutt who is masquerading as a Neo-Nazi to spread chaos.

2)A drunken racist vagrant that somehow lives in the White House, and has control of Trump's mind
"Hey bro. Am I the only one who sees how much Steve Bannon resembles Jabba the Hutt?"

"Look, Bannon, next time you wanna talk to me, come see me yourself. Don't send one of these twerps."
by Mr. Please Please Please April 10, 2017
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bannon

v. as in "to bannon." 1. the act of attempting to suck one's own dick and failing; 2. the act of attempting to suck one's own dick and failing miserably because it's too f*cking short to reach beyond your pubic hair; 3. the act of attempting to suck your own dick but failing so miserably because you can't grab on to balls you don't have in order to wrestle your genitals into your yapping maw.
That guy was bannoning so hard I feared Trump would stick a golf tee in his ass and play through.
by TommyRocket July 27, 2017
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Bartonym

A made up name generally used for phone pranks like Bart does on "The Simpsons"
Bart:"Is there a Mr. Pidasso there, a first name Stu?"
Moe:"Is there a Stu Pidasso here?"
Stu Pidasso is not a real person it's just a Bartonym.
by Michael_Hunt May 17, 2008
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Barton's Gold Rum

The cheapest silky smooth 80 proof rum around.
Barton's Gold Rum makes Captain Morgan look like a fucking pussy.
by Bryan6969 May 18, 2011
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