Mr. Bation

A chronic masturbator who denies jerking off and is an opponent of chronic masturbation.

Mr. Bation: <knocking on door> HEY! are you masturbating in there?

Mr. Bator: Yea, just give me 10 more minutes.

Mr. Bation: You sick little perv, real men don't masturbate. Hurry up in there all this masturbation talk makes me want to rub one off too.

Mr. Bator: How about you do me and I do you?

Mr. Bation: Would'nt that make us gay?

Mr. Bator: Yes of course

Mr. Bation: Well I guess having you jerk me off is better then masturbating since I don't believe in masturabation.

by masturbataj January 21, 2010

Bastion Main

A person who has lost all respect for themselves and their teammates, especially on attack, go a character in Overwatch named Bastion. They are the Play of the Game stealers and have no respect for the people who are actually doing something on their team, and half the time the Bastion Main is the reason they lose.

Dude I'm a Bastion Main.

by offndawoods88 February 16, 2017

Bastion

Someone who, ironically, should not be nerfed

A: Ill be Bastion, NeRf BAstIon
B: Lol, Bastion really needs to be nerfed!
C: Sorry for being that one guy, but he is a bad character when facing a competent team.

by YoMommaFarted November 8, 2018

Banting

The present tense of banter

Lawro - "I fucked your mum last night!"

Kris - "Oh that's not funny!"
Lawro - "Don't worry man, I was just Banting!"

by Classic Lawro July 2, 2015

banton

a story or tale

a banton himma tell di children

by Rexall September 15, 2003

After-Bation Sensation

After-Bation Sensation (ABS) is the extreme sensitivity of the head of the penis experienced after ejaculation caused by masturbation. ABS may also be experienced following phallacio or any form of sexual intercourse.

Man my dick was mad sensitive after I busted in that chick's ear. You think she gave me an STD?

Naw man thats just After-Bation Sensation!

by JPizzle33 January 1, 2007

Loose Bation

1. The act of performing a means of masturbation and shooting off before you totally get hard. By the means of you want to hold a land speed record, or you simply cannot perform at 100%, finishing between 30% and no more than 65%.

2. The slang definition stating that something is cool.

Dude, did you see that?!?!?! That was some serious Loose Bation!!!!!!!

by Eric and Andrew May 13, 2008