boneless banquet

A sexual encounter that isn't completely satisfying but wasn't too bad. I.e. activity took place but there was no penetration hence "no bone".

Jon : How did you get on with that bird you picked up the other night?

Jim : Ah it was a boneless banquet but she can suck for England! Soggy fries though.

by JayArseyHudd July 19, 2019

2 course banquet

When a guy eats out both of an Asian's holes - front and back.

Matt was late home, so his girlfriend Meg-lin was a bit pissed off...

Sorry babe, I'll make it up to you by giving you a 2 course banquet.

by Nick your stuff February 24, 2019

Banquo

A word used to describe, refer to, and smoke marijuana.

"BANQUO" - lets go smoke some weed.

by ZAME October 1, 2006

Anorexic Banquet

The term describing a meal consisting of only a small item of food that one has consumed for lunch, such as a breakfast bar or 'nutritious' sweets

Terrance: I had a big ass slab of Battenburg for lunch what did you have Philip?
Philip:I had an Anorexic Banquet

Terrance: What?
Philip: A nutrigrain bar :(

by defender of heavy metal October 8, 2010

Banquet

Someone with whom you have a one-night stand.

"Are you going to see him again?"
"Nah, he's a banquet (bang-quit)."

by terrahdez May 21, 2018

Banquet

One of Bloc Party's first hit songs that helped them become famous.

Whoa man did you listen to Banquet when you were blazed last night??? Hell yah dude it was freaking amazing

by Aliens October 31, 2007

Banquet Beer

The elixir of life. It's persistent and set in its ways. Word has it that it was first discovered in Golden Colorado in 1873 by a guy named Molson. It's been consumed by many, but only consumed properly by the Nukkas.

Nuk 1: Fuck I feel sick.

Nuk 2: Ay be cool nuk, just drink this Banquet Beer.

Nuk1: Thanks, I feel much better.

by Anonymous Nuk December 16, 2008