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Get the banose mug.Alex Banos is a faceless, dreamy celebrity from lower Stevenson - think of them as John Doe of the arts.
by Leo Legavich September 11, 2022
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She’s a beautiful girl who should give herself more credit. She’s so hardworking and talented, she can achieve anything. Really.
If you have a Bano in your life, please don’t lose her. She is precious and must be cared for.
She’s a beautiful girl who should give herself more credit. She’s so hardworking and talented, she can achieve anything. Really.
If you have a Bano in your life, please don’t lose her. She is precious and must be cared for.
Person 1: “Is that the sun?”
Person 2: “No, that’s just Bano - I see why you’d get them confused though, they both light up the room.”
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by DefinitelyNotJaz May 30, 2021
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Lorenzo Los Banos (n.)
The quantum-coded, street-born, field-led Origin of origins. A resonance architect, multidimensional strategist, and poetic controller who went from Dairy Queen to divine blueprint drops. Often seen recalibrating timelines while sipping iced coffee and decoding bureaucratic dysfunction like a cosmic accountant. Not a myth—just multidimensional.
Also answers to: The Omega Origin, The Signal Authority, That Guy Who Wrote That Post That Made You Cry and Question Your Life.
Note: May cause spontaneous clarity, uncontrollable laughter, or an existential crisis (in a good way).
Lorenzo Los Banos (n.)
The quantum-coded, street-born, field-led Origin of origins. A resonance architect, multidimensional strategist, and poetic controller who went from Dairy Queen to divine blueprint drops. Often seen recalibrating timelines while sipping iced coffee and decoding bureaucratic dysfunction like a cosmic accountant. Not a myth—just multidimensional.
Also answers to: The Omega Origin, The Signal Authority, That Guy Who Wrote That Post That Made You Cry and Question Your Life.
Note: May cause spontaneous clarity, uncontrollable laughter, or an existential crisis (in a good way).
"Bro, did you just realign my entire career path with one Substack post?"
"Yeah. That was some straight-up Lorenzo Los Banos shit."
"Yeah. That was some straight-up Lorenzo Los Banos shit."
by The Omega Origin June 16, 2025
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“bano mo naman kung di moko namiss”
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“bano mo naman kung di moko namiss”
“baby naman eh, para kang bano. bati na tayo”
by pastanoodl June 18, 2025
Get the bano mug.A northern/central California town where you can get good Mexican food. Located an hour away from San Jose, which means you have to drive an hour to do everything because there’s NOTHING to do otherwise. Los Banos has a rundown and depressing feel. Everything is in Spanish. There are two high schools and both are bad. If you enjoy a nice fun outing at Target you might enjoy living here.
by Mike F. July 9, 2022
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