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Howard Bamboo

A character off the hit FOX Television show Glee who works with Terri Schuester at Sheets'n'things. Is in much need of a promotion.

Was briefly a part of the hottest boyband on earth, Acafellas.

Can only count as high as thirty and is afraid of his vacuum.
Person 1: No one appreciates me, but I still stick my butt out for them.

Person 2: Sounds like your a bit of a Howard Bamboo.
by Ode.to.Glee February 27, 2010
mugGet the Howard Bamboomug.

Bamboo splitting

A sex position that starts with missionary and the person being penetrated puts one leg up in the air
I wanted him to get deeper so we changed position into bamboo splitting
by TheFlamingIcecream October 8, 2019
mugGet the Bamboo splittingmug.

bamboo bong

A bong made of bamboo. Bamboo is ideal because it is cheap and is naturally hollow. Some cultures call this "A menyo" and is rarely found in the trade, as it can be easily hand made, but it is sometimes misspelled ayento or amenya since different cultures have a different alphabet and sounds.
Kevin always says I smoke bamboo bong because I'm chinese.
Don't worry about him, he's a cannabis ninja, he smoked reefer while watching X3 and said Wolverine's pants were indestructable.

Dude, this ayento is huge.
Its a menyo, idiot, now light me up.
by Panda Toker October 28, 2006
mugGet the bamboo bongmug.

bamboo coon

a person of mixed asian and black decent
mugGet the bamboo coonmug.

Bamboo Gremlin

A derogatory term for Vietnamese people.

Stems from the Vietnam War when the Vietnamese soldiers made bamboo traps.
I'm not racist, some of my best friends are Bamboo Gremlins!
by Weeaboobie August 3, 2017
mugGet the Bamboo Gremlinmug.

bamboo koala

man lies like a bamboo stick (straight on his back) while the girl bear hugs him from the side. BAMBOO KOALA.
i’m gonna bamboo koala the fuck out of you.
by ghastlyderpy December 29, 2021
mugGet the bamboo koalamug.

bamboo shoot

PLZ spare me 1 min of your life - first : watch 10s worth of one punch man S1 E2 at 16:42mins ;)
you back yet ??

right.... a bamboo shoot is that feelin !! When your wrapped up tight in somin but ya head is still pokin thro ….. it can be reference to any sorta scenario
M8 1 : 'mate i'm pretty chill all wrapped in dis blanket - ma tootsies are warm and me head cool - ideal'
M8 2: ' yeh ur like a bamboo shoot - it's pretty dope ain't it'
by Custard&mayo February 25, 2019
mugGet the bamboo shootmug.

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