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Ballzark

The Legendary warrior whom conquered the Northern part of the world, also known as Balzarke.
Ballzark the legendary warrior conquered asia in 1054 B.C.
by Dougman May 23, 2006
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Ball Park

When there is a hobo sitting on the end cap of the parking lot, you are so fascinated by how poor he is you forget to put on the brakes and your front wheel ruins his testicles.
Me: Hey Travis, you know the hobo sitting in Taco Bell's parking lot?

Travis: Yes.........

Me: I totally Ball Parked that dude!
by LuigiXmission.420 September 5, 2010
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ballparked

The way one feels after sitting for an entire afternoon in the sun eating peanuts, drinking beer, and absorbing anough UV for a healthy red hue which will peel heavily in several days. Excessive dehydration compounds the general ballparked feeling.
Tami felt pretty ballparked after drinking martinis and falling asleep in the dirt.

After a a trip to the tanning salon, a liter of beam and seven hours of dry humping a college freshman, craig came home looking pretty ballparked.
by Deeznutts October 15, 2005
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Ball Park Frank

When you sit on a girl's lap, sticking your dick through her cleavage, while she sucks your dick.
Your ball park frank doesnt even fit through the cleavage!
by BF and DH September 30, 2007
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Ball Park Phatty

A description defining a female's backside, or booty. There's different classifications of ballparks:

Class 1: 'Single'- a small booty, but is there. Not flat, and if the right clothing is worn will be visible. rumpkin pumpkin

Class 2: 'Double'- a booty that stands between phat and not a lot. There's some shape, but will be argued by many of people if it's really a phat ass. It can be seen from the side usually.

Class 3: 'Triple'- a booty that is phat without question. It's universally accepted. Commonly used in rap videos. Can be seen from the back, side, and even in the front. A booty of great anticipation that pays off.

Class 4: 'Homer'- a booty that is really phat to the point of too phat for the average booty gazer. One would really have to love butts} to want a piece of this. The booty thats seen from a great distance away.

Class 5: 'Grandslam'- a booty that one will find on porn sites. Ridiculously phat booties. Also in this class is booties that can be a little to sloppy because is almost impossible to have this kind of booty without having a lot of fat with it.

Class 6: 'Cycle'- The perfect ass. This distinction belongs to TOP video vixens, and females who's had their booties genetically altered. Cartoon booties
by Mr. Pea April 5, 2008
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Ball Park Frank

Super Sweet Slang for Penis. One possessing a ball park frank usually refers to theirself as the Hotdog Man.
"Have you met Ball Park Frank?"
by Ryan Ryan Ryan August 2, 2006
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When one has sex with two partners in one day
Vinny banged Jessica around lunch and then nailed Monica after dinner. Classic double header in different ballparks.
by Chili Peanut February 23, 2019
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