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Baltimore Wind

When a girl/guy is giving you a rim job and you blow some ass gas in her/his face.
"Too funny" Manny said to Chico "Last night Vannessa was eating my ass and I let go with some Baltimore Wind!".

Todd decided to go to far south on me last night so I gave him some Baltimore Wind to get him back into the right place.
by Mr. Crumby January 13, 2006
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Baltimore Prep

In short:
1. No concept of township. Everyone lives in communities surrounding the city
2. Extremely wealthy (everyone drives an BMW, Mercedes, Lexus, etc and lives in a monstrous house)
3. Private schools with huge campuses, old mansions and castles for classrooms, and millions of dollars in endowments (schools arguably better than most colleges)
4. Pastel colors such as hot yellow, pink, green, baby blue, in addition to plaid pants and multicolor belts
5. Polo is the only thing to wear (Abercrombie and American Eagle are trashy and fake by real Baltimore standards)
6. Lacrosse is life and the MIAA is the best in the country with lax games drawing hundreds of people and the MIAA championship drawing 1000s
7. Kids could drink from their first days in high school and we are good at driving drunk
8. House or field parties every weekend
9. Its called Beruit not beer pong
10. Preakness and Hunt Cup
11. Ocean City
Baltimore Prep Schools include:
BOYS SCHOOLS
Calvert Hall College High School
Loyola Blakefield
Boys' Latin School of Maryland
Gilman School
St. Paul's School
Mt. St. Jospeh's

GILRS SCHOOLS
Roland Park Country School (RPCS)
Maryvale
Bryn Mawr
St. Paul's School for Girls
Notre Dame Prep (NDP)
Garrison Forest
Mercy
Mt. De Sales
Oldfields
St. Timothy's

CO-ED
McDonogh
Friends
Park
John Carroll
by Christopher005 June 11, 2006
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Baltimore Break In

A Baltimore break in is the act in which someone penetrates an unknowing victim. As in a person bending over with no pants on, or if in the shower. Not to be confused with the southern trespass which is sneaking in the backdoor while have sex. The Baltimore Break In requires stealth, speed and most of all courage.
She bent over to pick up her underware and Alan performed a Baltimore Break In on her. She screamed.
by Andrew Linton December 6, 2004
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Baltimore Bush Fire Extinguisher

When someone creates a Baltimore Bush Fire, and a friend or friends urinate on the bush fire in order to put it out..

(B-more Bush fire= when a man and woman are F'ing so hard that the friction creates a fire)
My girlfriend and I had a B-more, Bushfire going on last nite, But then my Boys Omar and Tyrell DId a Baltimore Bush Fire Extinguisher and put that shit out, YO.
by SDC915 August 20, 2009
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University of Baltimore

A college located in the middle of Baltimore's gay district. Recently has opened it's door to freshman and sophmore students, which one would think would lead to more women who are not married/engaged/bull dikes. But alas it's just more of the same, just younger
I think I'm going to give up sex with college girls, I'm transferring to UB.
by Jordan Roth May 6, 2005
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Baltimore Suitcase

Having sex with a condom and the condom slips off inside the person. This is known as a Baltimore Suitcase because the person with the condom in them has to unpack the soiled latex.

The term is derived from the once famous Lady Baltimore luggage line.
I was frightened when I was almost finished with her because I left a Baltimore Suitcase exposing me to a potential STD.
by X man D May 30, 2006
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balamory

Balamory is a completely insane scotland-based show designed for pre-school children, but has managed to gain a cult following from all ages.

The show revolves around the small island comminity Balamory in Scotland. Is incredibly hilarious when watched with the sign language dude. -imitates-

Miss Hoolie appears in every episode and the nursery worker, and has very creepy eyes, annoyingly perfect hair and an equally annoying voice.

Archie the inventor IS THE BEST CHARACTER (just to clear anything up. -points at Jenhen and laughs-) He makes "inventions" from cardboard and yoghurt pots and all sorts of random shit. Lives in a pink castle and wears a lot of pink. Has man breasts.

PC Plum is the resident policeman and is a complete twat. Quite obviously has a thing for Miss Hoolie. Is not the best character, though he is sweet. -pats him on the head-

Josie Jump just annoys the hell out of me with her insane bounciness. So I'm writing nothing. NOTHING AT ALL. NOTHING TO SEE HERE MOVE ALONG 8D

Spencer is the painter and musician on the island, though he can play bugger all and can't even fake playing the guitar properly.

Edie McCredie is the annoying bitch who drives some random bus and apparently has travelled around the world.

Susie Sweet and Penny Pocket own some sort of shop-cafe-thing that always has just what the customer wants right at the front of the shop. Convenient, eh?
Balamory is not just for little kids! Us teenagers can watch it too!
by Fuyuko May 2, 2004
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