ballzonia

Fine dining of italian genitalia.

Last night my girlfriend asked me what we should have for dinner and I said " how about a helping of ballzonia?"

by Opus November 20, 2003

Blazo

A stupid scientist who thinks he's cool, but he's a nerd and a dork.

B: If we all jump in the same time, the earth would stop moving...
O: Hey yo, shut up! Don't be a blazo

by Gornata Gimnazija November 18, 2009

ballzooka

A cock that whilst ejaculating releases so much sperm so fast, that it resembles a bazooka spewing ammo from ze balls.

"I emptied my ballzooka into Tina last night."

by dokesomesmank August 27, 2009

balamory

A postmodernist masterpiece disguised as children's television.

OF course, if you are three like the intended audience, you may watch it to learn how the writers would LIKE the world to be...

...If we existed in a Communist Utopia; notice how Pocket and Sweet never charge for the items in their shop - probably because they were produced by the people for the people.

Everybody has a role and nobody ever suffers an existential crisis. They are all very happy. And so they should be.

Then again it may just be a light, fluffy, fun, brightly coloured kiddies TV show that people of all ages can veg out in front of and enjoy watching. I know I do!

Watch it for an example of the BBC's finest produce :P

by Mittens the Kitten December 23, 2004

baazo

Its a Boston term that means when you get rowdy, fired up, and waisted, and your coming home from a bar.

After watching the sox play at the bars in Fenway, Maahk and Tim got wicked baazo and got 10 more drinks and started fighting a group of Yankee fans. They would often start fights coming home from bars; getting themselves wicked baazo and usually wicked beaten up.

by Mark O'D December 27, 2006

balamory

The decent excuse to watch kids tv when you are working from home.

The cast concern me greatly. Nice to see that the Beeb has managed to keep every politically correct section of society at bay for the time being.

Miss Hoolie - Hairstyle has been set with hairspray that wouldn't move in a force 9 gale. Obviously designed for Scotland. Only wears shades of green and waves at everyone. Seems to unwittingly control the lives of everyone in Balamory so I can only assume some form of mafia protection thing going on.

PC Plum - Line dances...

Spencer - Got bored and just painted houses any colour he pleased.

Edie - Maniac driver if the opening titles are anything to go by. 60mph to a dead stop in less than a second. PC Plum doesn't even book her.

Archie - Pink castle, what next... an invention that works perhaps?

Josie Jump - Tries to get everyone fit. She is losing to the deep fried everything culture she is living in.

by jaseb June 6, 2004

Babazoid

a loving term of endearment typically directed at a woman or a real sexy person considered a babe with a hint of dinosaur to describe how much of babes quantity is.

"Wow, that woman is a total Babazoid."
"Come here my little babazoids"
compare/contast. A babazoid could devour a babalicious because she is that much more gorgeous

by Brindleheimers January 17, 2008