changing at bakerloo

the only tube station where u can change from the pink to the brown line

my bird let me change at bakerloo last night

by mattdevilstick September 28, 2003

bakewell tart

When someone spreads their ass-cheeks and rubs shit on the nose of someone who is sleeping or passed out drunk.

Bob: Did you hear Richard gave Finn a bakewell tart last night?
Rick: That is nasty... I always had a hunch Richard didn't wipe...

by sazzarawwr April 17, 2009

Bakewell Tart

After an intense blowjob and proceeding to jizz on her face, with a swift jab you pop there nose. leaving the spunk as the cream and blood as the cherry.

"last night karen was pissing me off, so i proceeded to give her a bakewell tart."

by Cpt Dirty bollocks October 4, 2016

baseel

poop

what a great baseel

by ilovehotmoms April 29, 2021

Joe bakewell

A joe bakewell is the best person you will ever meet

I am Joe bakewell

by The best anonymous person January 20, 2021

bakelite blowhole boy

A gaybo.

by Ian Chode June 5, 2003

Bakelmun

1. The right to smoke pot.
2. A person that looks hideous in clothes but secretly looks great naked.

Hippies: We are fighting for our bakelmun!
Tom: I totally banged Carla last night! I know shes not hot, but it turns out shes a bakelmun!

by stick em' up2453 April 4, 2009