bagpiping

when a woman with abnormally large breasts falls asleep on her side. in doing so, one tit falls under her armpit and rests. as the woman rolls over even more, she crushes the breast, which usually wakes her and causes her to let out a scream sounding like a bagpipe

girl 1: oh god my tit hurts so bad!

girl 2: why, what happened?

girl 1: well i accidentally started bagpiping last night and almost deflated my boob

by mad cunt2 January 19, 2009

bagpiping

when late at night bagpipe music is blasted at high decibels outside some ones door waking them. This is done as revenge or to just be a plain asshole. ( it is meant to sound worse than it actually is confusing those who are not in "the know.")

Bobby:Holy crap what is that noise?

Jon: You've just been BAGPIPED SON!

Bobby: wow. you're an ass for bagpiping me.

by Mc7 September 2, 2010

bagpipe

To lift and hold someone in your arms upside down and give them oral.

"Last night, Helga picked me up and bagpiped me!"

by G-Dawg May 27, 2003

bagpipe

The penis when in proper connection with the testicles.

When Freddy needed to urinate, he whipped out his bagpipe.

by Wild Bill December 30, 2003

Bagpipes

Made from Dragon Tiger claws and such.

Bagpipes: "It sounds like your ears being ripped out by dragon tigers"

by Stiny123456789 June 10, 2008

bagpipe wanker

A person who is originated from Scotland.

Yo, Vlad, I bet that guy is from Scotland, eh?
Yeah, He looks like a bagpipe wanker!

by wanking December 12, 2016

Reverse bagpiping

Performing fellatio on yourself in a manner that mimics a musician playing the bagpipes.

As a former musician and gymnast, Steve discovered a natural gift for reverse bagpiping during the malaise of the COVID-19 era.

by Vinay P. April 22, 2021