Barista dickpeepsta

A young male who buttons too button on shirt, wears weird glass and changes under a towel tent at the gym; looks like a barista but stares at boomer dicks as they swing by.

That weird dude w bed head that hit his head on the locker as he tried to change was staring at our dicks. He’s a barista dickpeepsta

by Davedale August 27, 2019

Bakist

Bakist are the people that work in the bakerist that make bread for the human embryo.

The bakists are making breads for the tribe leader

by The Bakist September 4, 2019

Barist-bro

A male who works in a coffee shop. Male equivalent of Barista. They often seem to overcompensate by being overly friendly and acting like they are a personal friend of yours by referring to you as "dude" or "bro."

I went to the coffee shop to try to hit on that hot barista, but there was some barist-bro working instead! I just got cock-blocked by Starbucks!

by ZoSAndrew January 27, 2011

Batista

A WWE wrestler, part of the group of 'Evolution'. Nicknamed as 'The Animal', this very large, and immensely tatooed wrestler has changed wrestling history many times. Teaming up with Ric Flair and/or Triple H, you can be sure that, whether your tag team partner or innocent ringside defender, Batista will be sure to be an advantage.

"What a massive Powerslam by Batista."
"What an animal!"

by ..::matthew::.. July 16, 2004

ninja barista

An espresso machine operator with not only exceptional skill in producing the finest espresso shots and espresso-based drinks, but also with extreme dexterity, zen-like demeanor and lightning quick speed behind the bar. Generally is quiet and modest, but can deliver a killer shot of espresso.

Compare and contrast with the rockstar barista.

Before I even put down my two dollars, that ninja barista had a killer doubleshot of espresso in front of me.

by Jimmy Oneschuk July 25, 2008

Barista

A person who works in a coffeeshop. More than likely, a person who puts up with large variables of bull shit from snobby customers throughout his/her work shift.

"Hey, what do you do?"
"I'm a Barista "
"Oh, I'm sorry..."
"Yeah man...It's okay."

by KMill22 January 19, 2009

Batista

WWE wrestler with great potential,a marketable look, and some charisma.Recently became World Tag Team Champion at Armageddon with Ric Flair defeating the Dudley Boyz.

"And the new Tag Team Champion,Batista and Ric Flair,EVOLUTION

by Batista Bomb December 31, 2003