A bag of smashed assholes 

The epitome of discomfort, as if a boy's choir were caught in a prison orgy and the remains were conveniently portioned in bag form. Commonly used to describe the effects of a hangover.

That was one hell of a party last night, but this morning I feel like a bag of smashed assholes.

A bag of smashed assholes by Geekdragon February 13, 2008

a bag full of assholes 

feeling really shitty or hungover

Elizabeth; "I feel worse than a bag full of assholes."

a bag full of assholes by ERB1983 December 6, 2010

bag of smashed assholes 

a very ugly person can be described as the following

he looked like a bag of smashed assholes

bag of smashed assholes by Fred Nichols January 2, 2004

bag of smashed asses 

some that is soooo ugly, they can be compared to a bag filled to the brim with asses that have been smashed beyond belief.

Evan: did you see rob's date? she looks hideous!
Rob: my date looks like a bag of smashed asses
Zack: my date is a genuine cunt rag.

bag of smashed asses by Zizzle January 4, 2007

Bag of Smashed Assholes 

Used to describe a very foul smell. Usually that emits from the gluteus maximus (buttocks). Equivalent to what a tipped over port-o-pottie smells like.

Damn, Paul just farted! That smells like a Bag of Smashed Assholes.

Bag of Smashed Assholes by pstage May 14, 2008

bag full of assholes 

Either something horrendously ugly, or horrendously foul smelling. Oregon, possibly West Virginia early to mid 20th century.

That dog looked smelled worse than a bag full of assholes

bag full of assholes by Super Sutphin May 27, 2006

A bag of smashed assholes 

A Satchel of compressed ani.

I stopped in for a spot of tea but the place smelled like a satchel of compressed ani. You know, high society crap. AKA. a bag of smashed assholes.

A bag of smashed assholes by offcenter April 20, 2007