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Brown Paddle Award

Given to Canada's most notorious and troublesome shit disturbers. These individuals show extreme self interest. They are always self important and almost smart. Many of these potential winners live in the Toronto and Ottawa area. When they move to the western provinces, the exude elitism and continue to push the leftist, trade union, wealth re-distribution agenda instead of pursuing useful work and effort.
Bob was a reporter sent out to the Edmonton Journal, but continued to believe in the National Energy Policy. The boys at the Petroleum Club gave him the Brown Paddle Award for 2005.
by John Whiskeyjack September 8, 2010
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MTV Movie Awards

A horrible display where shitty pop culture is awarded to non-deserving artists and actors, who actually cannot act and cannot sing, whatsoever. Also targeted for young, screaming fan girls between the age of 11-19 who love Twilight and are obsessed with odd sparkling vampires.
Person 1: OMG! At the MTV Movie Awards Robert Pattinson won a KAJILLIONZ awards!

Person 2: OMG! YES! And, Miley Cyrus won!

Person 1 and 2: *screaming like fan girls* WE LOVE EDWARD!
by Superwaffle June 1, 2009
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award winning

This term is used to connote positivity, or negativity with a particular situation, or object.

On its own, the term is good. But, mix up your words a bit, and you can flip it around to make it seem bad.
"Dude I crashed into a manure truck the other day."
"I'm not surprised, your driving isn't exactly award winning."

"That Klipspringer is an award winning son of a bitch."

"Dude, Terry is so rico suave with the ladies, it's award winning."
by Raney November 19, 2004
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watty awards

An annual competition or contest where Wattpad users enter their story in a specific genre. The winners of each genre will win a prize and must be above the age of 13 to enter their book. Winners are picked, judged by the amount of votes you get for your book.
12 year old Wattpad user: Ohmygosh! My fav. romance book on Wattpad is one of the finalist in the Watty Awards! *squeals*

Legitimate author: What's the title of the book?

12 year old Wattpad user: It's so brill, "im an ugly nerd and the super hot popular guy took my virginity and told me he loves me so i became pretty and im taking revenge" I think the book is going to get published!

Legitimate author: *kills herself*
by thepurplezebra December 19, 2013
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Razzie Award

The annual Worst Achievements in Film Awards preseneted during Oscar week since 1980. Categories include Worst Picture, Worst Actor, Worst Actress, Worst Screen Couple, etc. Past "winners" include the Bennifer bomb GIGLI, Madonna's remake of SWEPT AWAY and Halle Berry as CATWOMAN.
"Boy, that movie sure sucked -- It oughta win a Razzie!"
by HeadBerry July 23, 2005
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MTV Music Awards

I'd rather watch paint dry than watch the MTV Music Awards.
by Jason Morgan October 28, 2003
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twilight awards

Also known as the 2009 MTV Movie Awards because the movie Twilight and the actors Robert Pattison and Kristen Stewart won over half the awards. It was probably one of the most biased awards show ever.
Guy one: "Hey brah did you see the twilight awards?" Guy two: "No! I was busy shopping for shoes and listening to Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers!"
by awesomedude29 June 10, 2009
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