I'm Available Now

A phrase used by people who have absolutely no idea what it means to schedule an appointment in a professional environment.

"Hey, what would be a good time for you today?"

"I'm available now."

"Well I'm not, so pick an actual time."

by TheThinMan34 May 6, 2022

You have a card request available!

That notification u get every 7 hours

i just got a notification saying "You have a card request available!"

by ToIM F5 December 14, 2025

Aperture of Availability (AoA)

noun

A specific time frame or condition during which resources, opportunities, or services are accessible or obtainable. : AoA

Please let me know if any further attention is needed on this project. I have many other tasks I could get to this week before my vacation. I need to prioritize, but it depends on my Aperture of Availability (AoA).

by Paul_Nunchux May 30, 2024

Availing

a mechanism used to manage a liquor store without filing all of the paperwork. May result in excessive legal fees

Stan ended up having to shut down his liquor store due to availing.

by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024