Autograph session

The process of trying to get oneself clean after a shit that leaves your butthole agape. Most common after a dropping a deuce with the consistency of Georgia Red Clay.

Why were you in the bathroom so long?" "I was actually done pretty quick, but then it turned into an autograph session when I was wiping my ass. I still don't feel clean...I just know my butt's going to be itchy later.

by Frank Vinacelli December 11, 2011

Autocraphelia

One who wishes to have intercourse sex with, on or in a vehicle. Road, marine or otherwise.

Mike penetrates the fuel tank of his vehicle in an act of autocraphelia

by Ismaybeaprincess March 24, 2005

poor man's autograph

When having sex, contact with the males fist into the females nose giving the female a bloody nose. After blood comes out, the males signs his name on the females chest.

"I gave that bitch a poor man's autograph."

by Mysterious John March 14, 2004

Autoracist

Autoracism:

1) Thinking so highly of your own automobile that you feel the need to make every other car owner feel inferior and/or angry.
2) Discrimination against one particular maker of automobile, commonly causing fights to break out in auto shows, car dealerships, etc.

Jenny: I would NEVER drive a Ford
Bill: Shut up, you're just another autoracist.

by noneyabidnessss June 20, 2012

Autorapceder

One who walks around rapping to themselves.

I saw WUT walkin down the street, rockin side to side to the beat, and i thought to myself, huh, he must be having a full conversation with himself, weirdo, but then i realized, naw he is an Autorapceder.

by OlSkewl December 14, 2008

autoracer

A lover of all things Captain27 and anything zoom zoom.

autoracer's secret passion is all about the zoom zoom

by s February 26, 2005

Autograph vulture

A person who bothers and hounds celebrities for autographs just to sell online. Often times an autograph vulture will camp out near a venue where the celebrity is working or lives with several items to be signed. This person is often times not a fan of the celebrity and has little respect for the fans in the same vicinity.

Fan: I wanted to meet my favorite singer but these autograph vultures pushed ahead and asked for 6 albums to be signed and he didn't have time for me.

by MetalliStripe June 9, 2016