attire blinder

a type of clothing that draws and blinds the human eye such as lime green pants or hot pink shirts

o fuck mike, turnaround. What is she wearing? Fuck, an attire blinder, now i cant drive today

by Silencer 916 January 31, 2009

fressssssh attire

What retards say when they get too old to rap. Utilized by the Boys, Beasties.

Put Armor All up on your tire. Sport that fressssssh attire.

I am an asshole.

by Ben Dover June 29, 2004

social coach attire

nice, sexy clothes an attractive woman who's a social coach might wear on the street

A full length black leather coat is an example of social coach attire. I would like to have an attractive woman who wears social coach attire, especially a full length black leather coat as my social coach. I would feel very motivated to work with and learn from a social coach who wears social coach attire.

by Mr. 911 December 25, 2008

de-Census-atized

The state of being so sick of the 2010 Census ad, mailings, workers you want to hurl

Dude, another Census worker came to the door. I am completely de-Census-atized at this point.

by infolover May 10, 2010

Basic Bitch Attire

Basic Bitch Attir is used against bitches who are basic with their wardrobe!! Typical black chick with red white and blue leggings, those got damn footlocker outfits, them cross earrings, iPhones, pink phone cases, those weird as heels with no heels???? This list goes on...

All the bitches in the club rockin those ref strips and shit... oh they some basic ass bitches..that's BASIC BITCH ATTIRE!

She rockin those red, white and blue leggings just like all these other hoes on Labor Day ... Basic Bitch Attire!!

She wearing the same virgin weave as Shonquiqua... her Basic Ass!!....Basic Bitch Attire !

Today at school, all I saw were girls rockin that same ol' virgin weave and ugly ass floral print leggings with that ugly ass ripped shirt shit.... Basic Bitch Attire!

Her whole closet is just Basic Bitch Attire!!

All these hoes love basic shit... basic bitch attire!

by Envy Babes July 30, 2013

social coach attire

nice, sexy clothes an attractive woman who's a social coach might wear on the street

A full length black leather coat is an example of social coach attire. I would like to have an attractive woman who wears social coach attire, especially a full length black leather coat as my social coach. I would feel very motivated to work with and learn from a social coach who wears social coach attire.

by Mr. 911 December 13, 2008

Powerless Attire

Headwear, clothing, and footwear designed, produced, marketed and sold primarily in retail store chains which are intended to make the wearer appear less powerful and preferably powerless.

The "flat cap" exemplifies "powerless attire," a garment which makes the wearer look powerless. Though or perhaps because flat caps have been worn for centuries, so very few individuals realize how it really affects the appearance of the individual who wears one, the way others treat him, his identity and his self-concept. The history of the flat cap is very telling. It began to be worn in Northern England after a 1571 Act of Parliament decreed that on Sundays and holidays, all males over 6 years of age, except for the nobility and "persons of degree", were to wear woollen caps on pain of a fine of three farthings (3/4 penny) per day. The flat cap became firmly entrenched as a recognized mark of a non-noble subject, such as a burgher, tradesman, or apprentice. Police or military officer's caps have the elevation in the front and makes those who wear them look authoritative and powerful.

by but for October 11, 2017