Assinate

When a person accidentally kills or murders another person by sitting on their face with their ass.

Paul and I are no longer together because during a kinky night of sexing, I accidentally Assinated him.

by Mr Howell December 21, 2014

Asstinator

A person who procastinates by sitting on there behind instead of doing what needs to be done

Roach is the biggest Asstinator out of all my friends.

by Only Me September 21, 2005

Ass-assinate

To fuck someone in the ass so hard for so long that they literally die.

I fucked your Mom... balls deep in the ass... for 24 hours straight... until she died.

I ass-assinated her!

by asstastic August 22, 2012

assinitis

a term for someone who has their own head stuck up
their own ass as far as their shoulders.

someone who does very dumb shit and is happy/ when one trades a several hundred dollar tool for a

fifty dollar piece of shit and thinks he got a good deal

he has a bad case of assinitis

that guy really has head up his ass

by fuckdome February 18, 2011

assenator

One who indiscriminately tears the shit out of ass. A hardcore as fucker who leaves no anus unharmed and undamaged. One whose hard cock destroys the anal region of people or animals.

Shit, Hurmberto fucked Jill and he brother in the ass with his anal billy club. Yes Huggie, he is a hard cock assenator.

by Ball Cleaner May 9, 2014

ABSinating

means the ABSinator is working at the PC either looking somthing up, (really working at his job) or talking to the bitches

hold on mangggggggggg i'm ABSinating righ now.

by I am the ABSinator March 30, 2009

ASSinated

The act of being made a fool in front of someone (including small children) by a complete dellusional dillweed that thinks their IQ matters to the human population. The person also believes in equality and complete fairness among friends. Go figure. Something's wrong with this.

Girl says "Hey, the metard at wal*mart wouldn't let me use my EBT card. She said the "swiper" was not working. I've had a long, hard one dealing with enough douchebags for the day, so I let it be."

Boy#1 says "you didn't get her name? Did you demand the MANAGER come and assist you? I don't get your attitude?!?"

Boy#2 says "oh boy, looks like I need to babysit you two."

Girl says "fuck all. I've just been ASSinated by my own boyfriend. Do I deserve this, really?"

Boy #1 said nothing about the delicious 18" sub sandwich that the girl bought him." Not even, thank you.

CONCLUSION: She's been ASSinated.

by fatalSTRENGTH August 10, 2010