assbot

Also...a$$b0t.
An insult used against IM "learning" bots.

IM Example: Upon directing a question at megahal, an IM bot...

<PM> megahal what do you know about Mags?

<MegaHAL> I have what i was him, i'd appreciate it. Do you have a growth on my brain that causes memory lapses. Could you tell me about mags.

<PM> megahal you should have something done about that growth on your brain

<MegaHAL> Me? I have a growth on your brain.
<PM> megahal the growth is on your brain, not mine you a$$b0t!

by PM June 23, 2004

assbox

The actual asshole. Not the entire ass, cheeks included, just the hole.

Damn, I would love to eat that chick's assbox out.

by Turning Gargoyle November 27, 2006

assboat

an random insult used to call someone an ass, but to make it sound slightly different.

suck my balls, assboat.

by =Dean-o= July 26, 2006

Asshowl

usually occurs after partaking in the action of anal sex or, butt sex. it is the excess air and bodily fluids that come out of the anus when the fag's dick is pulled out. -suckiteasy

"what the fuck! what was that noise? there's shit all over the bed. ur cleaning my sheets you motherfucker! fuck you man! im not doing this any more. fuck you!"

"sorry, that was just my asshowl."

by Jack N. and Kevin H. February 7, 2010

Assoween

Assoween is the unofficial holiday surrounding (i.e. way before and way after) the popular ONE-DAY holiday Halloween, in which the middle-aged sector of the general public, incapable of figuring out exactly what day Halloween is, don their cheap Marvel superhero or Playboy Bunny costumes and swarm to the local bars and clubs, wherein they suddenly develop a drunken superiority complex like no other.

Activities in this state include asking people if they want autographs, trying fruitlessly to hit on university girls/each other, abusing the bar staff (more than normal) and generally making everyone around them feel embarrassed to be human.

(Mid-November)
Overweight Guy in Iron-Man costume: "What do you mean, you haven't got any drinks offers on?! This is an outrage! I want your manager! For f**k's sake, it's Halloween!!"

Disgruntled Bartender: *mutters* "more like "Assoween"..."

by littleradge October 30, 2009

Assbored

Commonly used in the service industry; The feeling one gets while doing absolutly nothing, when you suddenly realize you could be making money

--- commonly associated with an asshole feeling inside

Brandon- I'm so effin' assbored right meow!

by Romeo! June 7, 2009

assbrow

A line of hair just above the anus, showing various types of emotions from the ass hole

"Hey man, your ass hole looks sad"
"How can you tell?"
"Your assbrow is frowning :("

by Gerald the steralised possum October 17, 2011