Call of Duty Douche Ass

A person who plays any Call of Duty game every hour of their life and is constantly screaming profanities at the screen, even though everyone knows that it doesn't matter.

Miles- "Jordan has been sitting in front of the TV all day! What a Call of Duty Douche Ass!!"

by Lickin Mayballs January 25, 2011

they call me fuck ass !

the line "doc" says to Romeo (clifton collins jr.) in "the boondock saints 2 all saints day" all saints day when they are first meeting each other in the bar as conner introduces them each other

hello nice yo meet you my name's Romeo good to meet you they call me fuck ass !

by '70Boss 429 mustang February 24, 2019

Myabe tanisha will call your dog ass

If she ever stop fking with that brain surgeon lawyer se fuking with nigaaa

When some one got that old yee yee as haircut. Myabe tanisha will call your dog ass.

by ObamnaSOdaaah May 13, 2023

ass callous

The toughness built up in and around the rectum of a man due to manual fondling of his butt or from the friction of getting stuck in the butt.

I love building up an ass callous so that guys can run trains on me...

by LovesItInIt June 22, 2008

ass callouses

Callouses formed on the buttcheeks of a person usually as a result of sitting on a hard chair for an extended period of time. Common situations include your math review class after school which seems to drag on into oblivion, sitting on a folding metal chair at home while on your computer for several hours a day, or those long dinner parties with hard wooden chairs that you only go to because your wife begged you to.

Ex. 1: After staying after for math review for an entire hour, Jeff went home and played World of Warcraft until dinner time, when he was forced to sit at the table until all of his green beans were gone. Jeff has ass callouses.

Ex. 2: Marty plays Oblivion all day. He has ass callouses as a result.

by we are anonymous, legion, etc. August 12, 2010

ass calluses

boils on your ass from sitting at pc too much with a bad chair

... my ass calluses

by fkn crash October 16, 2023

calligraphy on ass

when a man attempts to writes his name on a woman's ass or buttocks during ejaculation, such that it appears as though he has made broad strokes using his penis as a fine-tipped pen or paintbrush.

*my girl is so f--king sexy, I can't wait to calligraphy on her ass butt {bootybuttockstrunkbacksidebehind}drawwritecalligraphy on ass

by Hendri December 4, 2014