mall assault vehicle 

A huge baby stoller, sometimes holding two kids, that a woman uses to plow through crowds of people. The owner of the mall assault vehicle usually has spackled on make-up, a knock off Louis Vuitton bag and nails that look like talons. She cares little about anyone but herself.

The mall assault vehicle folds down to barely fit in the back of her oversized leased urban assault vehicle.

Damn, that bitch with the cellphone attached to her ear just rammed her mall assault vehicle into my achilles tendon!

mall assault vehicle by kajoe October 20, 2006

Assassholes

Fisherman who only fish with the brand assassin

And are very proud of it and look down towards Fisherman who use other brands. They also get really jealous when they see people with other brands of fishing tackle catching fish

Mate I went fishing yesterday and while I had a fish on the line those assassholes couldn't stop eyeballing me.

Assassholes by Mustangsplitter March 16, 2021

Shrexual assault 

The act of forcefully exhibiting pictures of Shrek to someone without their consent. For example, sending pictures of Shrek to a stranger’s phone via Airdrop.

“I fell victim to Shrexual assault last week while on the bus ride home—this guy wouldn’t stop Airdropping me pictures of Shrek.”

Shrexual assault by Manny223 October 5, 2019

sober assassin 

To hook up with inebriated women while sober. Derived from
Tuching.

Dude how did you get in her pants so quickly, you must be a sober assassin.

harry told me he was being a sober assassin last night when he fucked kelsey.

sober assassin by tuchman1 June 24, 2009

Assault Weapon 

A stupid, ignorant, and uninformed way of saying entirely safe semi auto rifle. Typically used in liberal/Californian vocabulary or slang.

"Hey did you here that that disgusting hetero freak used an assault weapon to defend his life and property! What a disgusting pig! "

Assault Weapon by 420dankboi420 March 9, 2018

Assan 

Assan is a male name, people with this name are usually very shy and like to be alone most of the time. Despite their quiet appearence their minds are quite loud, and when they are alone they are not the person you expect. if you ever get close to an Assan, they will be one of the best friends you'll ever have. Everyone needs an Assan in their life!

Assan is the best person ever

Assan by Erikku Hoobae February 12, 2021

Polo Assassin 

The fake version of the famous clothing brand, Polo Association... most commonly found on the backs of kids who talk a lotta shit.

That wanna be thug James talk too much trash. But his jacket said Polo Assassin

Polo Assassin by Dallen-0 Awesome March 9, 2015