"My conscience is asparagus today"
by Woopdeedoo! October 21, 2012
Get the Asparagus mug.N: Urine that has the unmistakable smell of that is the indicator that one has consumed asparagus.
V: The act of urinating and filling the room with the smell that is produced in urine when one consumes asparagus.
V: The act of urinating and filling the room with the smell that is produced in urine when one consumes asparagus.
by StankyPee December 9, 2012
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When you eat aspapagus and it makes your pee smell terrible the next day. It is sometimes not flushed for the purpose of getting back at, or irritating others.
Whenever Johnny ate asperagus, he purposely didn't flush just to irritate his parents with his asparapiss.
by gerbil of destruction April 12, 2011
Get the asparapiss mug.A zodiac sign that indicates someone who is psychotic and irrational, typically a 15 year old horoscope girl. Used satirically by people who don’t believe in astrology against people who use their starsign as an excuse for being a bitch
Horoscope girl: “hey i’m sorry i cheated on you and fucked your dad but i’m an asparagus, it’s just how i am”
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Get the asparagus head mug.An unlucky cunt who is not only painfully autistic (asperger syndrome) but can't spell for shit (dyslexic)
He says he feels a lighter shade of yellow today but when I told him to write down "yellow", he wrote "hjsdf". He must have Asparagus Syndrome
by Aldy September 22, 2005
Get the Asparagus Syndrome mug.When you would rather eat ass than this cooking, that's when you know it's true asparagus calzone artichoke brownie. This common Ethiopian expression originated in New Jersey, when Dream went viral for screaming "These packing peanuts are asparagus calzone artichoke brownie." It was during the viral TikTok trend of getting people who were allergic to peanuts to eat packing peanuts instead.
by Not a tiny kid June 16, 2021
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