vauxhall ashtray

a.k.a the vauxhall astra motot car. called the ashtray because it WILL get stolen and set on fire by asbo loving scum.

insurance company:"would you like comprehensive cover for your vauxhall ashtray sir?" you:"just fire and theft please" insurance company :"are you sure sir?" you:"i'm sure. its on fire now!"

by harray shipmonay March 12, 2008

human ashtray

Serving as a waste receptacle for superior beings.

Don't bother with him, he is a mere human ashtray

by Dominant smoker June 28, 2010

Ashtyn

Most beautiful girl you’ve ever met... she’s really short and she has the biggest, most gorgeous eyes... everyone who sees her instantly falls in love

I met a girl named Ashtyn while I was camping and I think I’m in love <3

by Starcandybag July 22, 2019

high school with ashtrays

An institution of higher education with very low admission standards, whose student body consists mainly of people who graduated from high school in the same town.

Student 1: I hear you got into Local Community College.

Student 2: No, it's just high school with ashtrays.

by Indic May 30, 2010

Alabama Ashtray

When your fucking a woman in the doggy style position and you put your cigaret, blunt, or cigar out on her asshole.

Dude I didn't know where to put out my blunt so I did the ole Alabama Ashtray on her!

by Swagasaurus sex November 29, 2011

Ashayla

Ashayla is a hot and sexy girl. Every guy wants to be with her, and every girl is jealous of her and how pretty she is. Ashaylas are most likely to be cheerleaders or basketball players. They are most likely to date a pisces at least once in their lifetime. Ashaylas don’t like wearing lots of makeup because she already knows she’s beautiful, and she is most likely to steal someone’s boyfriend without realizing. But they are one of the best people you’ll ever find so keep them in your life as long as possible.

Person 1:Dude did you see Ashayla?
Person 2: How could I have not seen her she’s hot.

by Hottiewitaboddie February 25, 2018

ashtray clam

The cap of a beer bottle, folded in half and tossed into an ashtray.

Dude, you overflowed my ashtray with ashtray clams.

by Bleubeard December 17, 2008