As the girl assumes the doggy position, lubricate thumb orally, and insert thumb analy into female. Place soiled thumb on forehead and proceed to make the sign of the cross.
The first day of Lent on which every Catholic boy says they are going to give up jerking off for 40 days but in reality their promise lasts about one night.
Garrett: You looking forward to Ash-stinence Wednesday?
Carey: Well, it doesn't really matter since I already jerked off this morning.
Garrett: At least you lasted longer than most guys.