IM ASCENDING

something was so fucking funny, you ascended.

"HLERP IM ASCENDINGG"

by salfishers#1autisticfan July 24, 2023

Ascended One

An "Ascended One" is someone who has risen above 99% of mankind. His character, mental and physical strength, and knowledge differentiates him from the common rabble. He has contributed to mankind in the most positive way possible. An "ascended one" is greater in status than a Nobel Laureate. In order to become such a person, it is mandatory to have relinquished your conscious from fame, popularity, and superficial machinations. In short; read, workout, and build. Simple.

Being an ascended one means a lot of responsibilites and the highest of honor.

by Villmar September 26, 2022

Ascend

Reaching a higher state of mind through the use of cannabis

I'm gonna ascend during my managerial final because fuck that class.

by The Toxic Ascender December 21, 2020

Ascender

A big time fan of the Ascendance Series by Jennifer Nielsen
Involved in the fandom and always talking about the books no matter what the conversation topic originally was

Me and all the ascenders had an interesting conversation about Sage today...

by October 13, 2020

Ascender

A big time fan of the Ascendance Series by Jennifer A. Nielsen
Involved in the fandom and is always talking about it no matter what the original topic of conversation was

Me and all the ascenders had an interesting conversation about Sage...

by October 13, 2020

Knives of Ascendance

Knives of Ascendance (KA) is an online anti-degenerate clan opposing the 4th brigade, based in Discord. It nukes and raids discord servers. It's led by Victor and Fear II.

Knives of Ascendance nuked my server again!!

by Zenithsky December 21, 2024

ark survival ascended

A shitty remaster of an amazing game about dinosaurs and survival full of bugs and terrible optimisation

Bro: "Yo bro wanna play ark survival ascended"
Me: "nah survival evolved on top"

by Adolf hitla April 10, 2024