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Artichode

A vegan who has a tiny dick
Tom totally has an artichode.
by HumpbackT June 3, 2022
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Italian stuffed artichoke

A sexual maneuver much like the Dirty Sanchez however this is an Italian reference instead. It was named in English in the New Jersey shore area (which has a large Italian-American population) and is said to originally have been Sicilian in origin.
That dirty bastard pulled an Italian Stuffed Artichoke on me on Saturday. I’m seeing him again on Thursday.
by Holden deButts June 30, 2020
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asparagus calzone artichoke brownie

When you would rather eat ass than this cooking, that's when you know it's true asparagus calzone artichoke brownie. This common Ethiopian expression originated in New Jersey, when Dream went viral for screaming "These packing peanuts are asparagus calzone artichoke brownie." It was during the viral TikTok trend of getting people who were allergic to peanuts to eat packing peanuts instead.
Your mom’s lasagna is asparagus calzone artichoke brownie
by Not a tiny kid June 16, 2021
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Max The Artichoke

A humorous character which is really funny. He has an artichoke head and hes gay and likes wet cum 🤓☝️
"Max The Artichoke kissed my brother, he's really gay."
by PoshoRider May 23, 2023
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artichoke

a.) a vegetable from the thistle family that has its heart eaten and leaves chewed. water tastes especially good after eating one.

b.) a form of violence. someone artichokes you: i.e. gently gnaws on your leg while silently ripping out your underwear and wrapping it around your head and stuffing it in an auritory entrance.
Chumble: Oww, my leg hurts, why are you biting it? (thinks: i feel like something is being pulled out of my pants...)

Spuzz: (thinks: hahaha, soo the artichoke will be complete) Bye Chumble, i better be going)

Chumble (5 min later): Oh MY GODDD!!! Im MY UNDERWEAR IS NO LONGER COVERING MY HINDYY!!! ITS STUFFED IN MY EARS!!!!.
by soyz April 6, 2010
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Jerusalem Artichoke

A highly delectable flour used in making top notch pasta
"What are we having tonight?"
I made Jerusalem Artichoke Spaghetti
"What the fucks that?"
I dunno, but it set me back 84$ a pound
by musicgivesmepeac January 14, 2009
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Artichoke

When you step out side in the middle of the winter and the air is so thin you can't breath, so you start choking in the "arctic".
Man,I Artichoked this morning!
by EDYboo08 December 28, 2005
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