Artic Monkey

Also known as white porch monkey(a white person)

"Get that artic monkey off my lawn!"

by Articmonkeyballz June 8, 2024

Artic Monkey

Aka a white porch monkey, also known as a saltine cracker (a white person)

I'm pretty sure that artic monkey doesn't have food stamps.

Get that artic monkey off my lawn

by Articmonkeyballz June 9, 2024

Anarchist Attic monkeys

The Anarchist Attic monkeys are just like the Artic Monkeys except Carolyn typed attic. We all made fun of her. But we love the name and we agree to be anarchist. It’s all guud tho.

The anarchist Attic monkeys are Carolyn, Manny, Jackie, Giulianna, piper, and Julian( Kevin if he wants

by Lil_manns February 10, 2021

monkeys in the attic

A serious mental disturb. It's used when someone is crazy or near crazy. "This guy has monkeys in the attic", means that guy is crazy.

"This guy has monkeys in the attic", means that guy is crazy.

by Bokomoko December 22, 2008

Arctic Monkey

The act of freezing a banana over night and useing it as a dildo the next day.

Also leaving a banana flavor on the area of use ;)

Jen: "why do you smell like a banana"
Jill: "oh I just gave myself a good old arctic monkey"
Jen: "ohhhhh lucky you"

by Lwellington August 26, 2015

attic monkey

A type of small monkey that hides in attics and sometimes will come out to throw oranges at you.

Oh snap the attic monkey threw an orange at me

by Ostrem December 11, 2019

attic monkey

A type of jew that hides, along with its money, in the attic of a house. In many cases this is cleverly consealed by a bookcase or hidden stairway.

Nazi 1 ~ I was reading some attic monkeys diary the other day.
Nazi 2 ~ oh yeah? who was it by?
Nazi 1 ~ Anne Frank.
Nazi 2 ~ Awesome stuff, i hope our boys shot her and her fellow attic monkeys; before stealing their vast cash supplies.
Nazi 1 ~ Oh, have u read it before?

by brad armstrong March 23, 2007