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Arse-hole Licence

If you are a known trouble maker and are regularly mean to people, you can obtain one of these so people can keep track of your unpleasant antics.
This was conceived when it became apparent that Ben Waller was too unpleasant to people, and it was deemed necessary to keep a tab on his bad behaviour by giving him 'Arse-hole points' every time he committed to being mean.
It is possible to remove points from your licence if you do kind and selfless acts, however, just like obesity, it's easier to gain that it is to lose.
Also similar to this is the 'Bitch licence', which works on the same principle but is given to females that deserve it.
Katie: Ben, you've been really mean today, I think you've been quite nasty to me!

Ben: Your face is nasty!

David: Ben, that's another point on your Arse-hole licence. That's four points you've got in the last 20 minutes bringing you to a grand total of nine.

Ben: Awww what?!
by ActiasLuna February 25, 2009
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Arse Code

When Morse Code is transmitted via farts (flatulence). Hence, Arse (ass) Code.
Henrietta made it impossible to breathe in the elevator, by blowing Arse Code to Lily, who was responding via smoke signal. Needless to say, neither survived the resulting explosion.
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Arse Giraffe

A long shit; resembling the neck of a giraffe.
I just let an Arse Giraffe loose in the toilet bowl - I wouldnt go in there for a while if I was you.
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got the arse

John: "Where's Sebastian ? I haven't seen him all week."
Bruce: "He got the arse mate!"
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rat-arsed

English slang-term meaning drunk. Nothing to do with rats or their arses.
Paula Abdul is always rat-arsed
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lame arse

Adjective. Someone who is utterly lame.
Also pronounced lame ass, in America.
"Nick why the fuck did you lock yourself in the bathroom for 4 hours because you were drunk, you total lame arse"
by MC Blitzkrieg April 9, 2006
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Arse bump

We turn that into a solution to arse bump it
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