Lips and Arseholes

The bits of animals that they couldn't sell as real meat, which subsequently end up in other products which claim to contain meat (although no one can actually tell you what kind of meat they're supposed to be), e.g. doner kebabs, hot dogs, McNuggets, etc.

Dude 1 - "I don't believe you're eating that Doner. You know what those things are made of?"

Dude 2 - "Nope."

Dude 1 - "Lips and arseholes!"

by happynoj March 5, 2010

arsewangle

An unfortunate predicament

Oh my, we're stuck in traffic, that's a bit of an arsewangle

by Bazwaldo the great July 9, 2003

Arsehole

Arsehole, is another word for anus.

It is also used to describe a member of society who through his or her actions adds to the problems of others.

For example a President of a Football Association (ie FIFA); who allows, promotes and profiteers from the result of corrupt activities of his organisation can be described as an Arsehole.

In my opinion Joseph Sepp Blatter is a good example of an Arsehole. (Please note that a capital A adds emphasis to the word and its delivery when used in a sentence).

by FIFAGATE.com June 1, 2015

Arseholed

To be so fucked drunk that you loose all Cognitive function, this state is typically common in knackers and smackheads.

Look at that lad across the road he's fuckin Arseholed

by Enzo_coil August 28, 2019

cuntin arsehole

A useful exclamation when someone annoys you.

what do you think you're doing you cuntin arsehole, get t'fuck!

by Naughty Boy April 29, 2006

monkey looking out of a bear's arsehole

An ugly woman with long frizzy hair

Winsome was the spitting image of a monkey looking out of a bear's arsehole.

by Poll Hereford November 2, 2009

arsehole

the arsehole.
an exceptionally foul mood,brought on by a particular event,or events.

the traffic's so bad,its enough to give you the arsehole!

I crashed the family car,now my mum's got the arsehole with me!

the arsehole is prevalent!(foul mood is on its way)

i've given everyone the arsehole,when i lost that lotto ticket

by george is a goldfish October 16, 2009