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Steering by Armstrong

Car with no power steering. The steering wheel is so fucking hard to turn you need strong arms to make it move.
I'm glad I have my new wheels. My old car had Steering by Armstrong installed in it.
by virtualMe January 31, 2009
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ARMYs

ARMYs are a gigantic tribe of noble humans spread across the globe, with a strong family bond and exquisite taste in music. They are completely devoted to the 7 Founding Fathers of Namkanda (also known as BTS) under the leadership of His Excellency, President Kim Namjoon.

ARMYs are most known for: charity & humanitarian work, working to destroy racism, breaking records & setting new ones & then breaking THOSE records, Bangtan evangelism, and general crackheadery.
"Why the hell is 'BTS as onions' trending worldwide?"
"ARMYs being jobless again."
by LowkeyARMY July 18, 2018
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Arms Thing

1. A phrase usually said aloud to express extreme dissatisfaction about something.

2. The action usually done along with saying the phrase "ARMS THING".

*Note: This procedure is also effective in drying hands when there are no paper towels available. Simply repeat multiple times until hands are no longer wet.

3. The action done to greet people: it is usually done along with saying the phrase "Hey guys!"

Note: additional adjectives may be added to the front of this phrase to add emphasis. One example is "Super Arms Thing!"

How to do Arms Thing:
1) Lift arms with palms facing up to the same level as your ears. (As if throwing something behind your back)
2) Bring your arms down with enough force and stop at the waist level. (As if hitting a midget with the back of your hands.)
3) Say "Arms Thing" while doing the entire procedure. You may substitute this phrase for other phrases such as "Hey Guys!"
1. I lost all of my money in poker. ARMS THING!

2. Man, that hot chick already has a boyfriend! *arms thing*.

Gotta dry off my hands now! *arms thing* *arms thing* *arms thing*.

3. Hey guys! *arms thing*
by arms man January 8, 2010
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Ardus

The summarized name of a small Canadian-based startup company, Ardus Technologies. The company is best-known for hosting an unreliable Minecraft server, known as Ardus MC. Ironically, the name "Ardus" comes from the masculine plural form of the French word "ardu", meaning "that of which is difficult to accomplish".
Hey, the Ardus server is down!
Tom got banned from Ardus yesterday.
Ya know what's actually difficult to accomplish? Connecting to the Ardus server.
by Ardus Technologies February 9, 2021
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Spousal Arousal

The very welcome sense of excitement when one is turned on by one's partner. It often occurs suddenly and unpredictably after long periods of the couple's intimate complacency. It can sometimes happen when one of the partners mistakes his or her spouse for another person.
Felicia: "What's that look for?"

Horatio: "Your shoulders look really nice today."

Felicia (purring now): mm mm spousal arousal, huh?

Horatio (panting now); Uh huh.
by Cirdellin January 12, 2010
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Lance Armstronging

In a residence where the bed is very close to the ceiling (such as a college dorm), the act of having sex becomes difficult, resulting in the partner on top having to occupy a stance similar to a Tour de France cyclist (such as Lance Armstrong). Also "Lance Armstrong" as a verb.
Sarah: "How was your night?"
Daniel: "My back hurts so much."
Sarah: "Why?"
Daniel: "There wasn't any room, so I was Lance Armstronging all night."

Sydney: "I'm finna Lance Armstrong him during lunch break."
by Squadra Cagna September 11, 2013
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Wild ARMs

Highly and underrated RPG series of all time. Mixture of magic and wild west themes. Good game and can't be missed.
Wild ARMs is the most underrated game of all time.
by The Blue Rogue June 5, 2003
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