areola kabob

A nipple that protrudes far from the base. So far that you may be able to put assorted meats, veggies, fruits, etc. on it before grilling it.

When her tit popped out of her dress, her areola kabob held it open long enough for all to see.

by CIV June 1, 2006

Extra Large Areola disorder

When a woman has an areola bigger than a human head.

When Beth Chapmans top fell down it was clear she had Extra Large Areola Disorder.

by Young Blood Chapman October 3, 2007

Areola Borealis

An awe-inspiring spectacle of the nipple. Widely pursued but infrequently witnessed.

"Did you see those girls last night?"
"Oh man! That was a total areola borealis!"

by Andrew Erickson April 25, 2006

Areola Boobitch

A fake bar name given to a drunken male idiot by a girl who he won't leave alone. Often used as an IQ test.

Idiot: Hey baby, what's your name.
Girl: Areola Boobitch.
Idiot: Wow, that's so pretty!

by JulieU July 12, 2004

Ariola

A nickname created by trolls for Ariana Grande.

Oh my god, Selena did that! Ariola who?

by arianaslikey December 27, 2017

Areola

The area around the nip.

The 816 boys won a grammy award for their hit single areola.

That circle around the skittle in the middle you put in your mouth.

by 'Phat D' July 27, 2009

ariolalignment

When a female's nipples are well aligned with one another, where as an offset ariolalignment is likely symptomatic of a botched breast augmentation. Term coined from ariola (term for nipple) and alignment (in correct, appropriate relative position).

Dude! How can you stand watching that crass type of pornography? I mean just look at that woman! Her ariolalignment is completely off; each nipple is pointing to polar opposites of the earth! Seriously, I bet she had her boobjob done behind a Chunky Cheese!

by YumiSpewns December 3, 2014