1) A joke common among comedians, but usually not shared with a general audience because of excessive obscenity. The joke always begins with a family entering a talent agency and asking to show the agent their family act. The joke teller then improvises the middle of the joke with an act filled with profanity, bodily functions, incest, and any other obscene material the comedian can think of. At the end of the act, the stunned agent asks the family what they call it, and they reply with the punchline: "The Aristocrats!" The punchline is not as important or funny as the improvised description of the act.
2) The funniest fucking joke in the entire universe.
2) The funniest fucking joke in the entire universe.
"Did you see that new documentary about the Aristocrats? It's the funniest fucking joke in the entire universe!"
by Gooseberry107 August 29, 2008
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"wagwan whats up your ass today?"
"i just realized that we're living in a black hole and we don't really exist"
"seems like you're going through aristocratic sadness"
"i just realized that we're living in a black hole and we don't really exist"
"seems like you're going through aristocratic sadness"
by oigayboiwhatyoulookinat August 11, 2019
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by Matman1984 December 8, 2015
Get the Aristotwat mug.Scientistic Aristocracy is a social and political stance where positivism, scientism and new atheism tend to lead into an aristocratic organization of science, education, technology and society. Scientistic aristocracy mainly used to refer to the social organization of a cultural atheist society and of a state atheist society. Scientistic aristocracy is usually culturally centre, centre-leaning and supports scientific centrism and state atheism.
"Scientistic Aristocracy is the social and political organization of the academia and of science nowadays. Scientism and neopositivism always lead into aristocratic organization of society, since the goal of scientism and neopositivism is to make charlatanism tor aristocratic proposes, and anyone with basic knowledge on philosophy of science can realize it."
by Full Monteirism March 31, 2021
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by jazz1414 January 20, 2014
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Look at that aristocrat, his lavish clothes and massive estate are oh so snobbish!
The Magalonas, The Yulos, The Ayalas, and The Zobels are notable descendant families of Filipino aristocrats.
The Magalonas, The Yulos, The Ayalas, and The Zobels are notable descendant families of Filipino aristocrats.
by Frankie-G September 30, 2007
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by Eman January 31, 2005
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