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Turtle Aquarium

When you lock yourself in the bathroom with the water in the shower running to point it's boiling hot. You try your hardest to take biggest shit of your life so you can sweat more and lose as much weight as possible.
I need to drop 10 pounds this month so I'm going to head into the turtle aquarium twice a week.
by Derry Murbles October 13, 2020
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cum aquarium

An ocean of cum
by Tarable December 27, 2017
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Aquarium socialist

An aquarium socialist is part of a left wing minority in a generally anti-left wing party, usually liberal or conservative in nature if not name. They are generally kept around in a tokenistic manner to foster the myth that the party they are in is democratic and ideologically pluralistic, but are never allowed to attain any serious power within that party. The more right wing factions in the party will behave as aggrieved narcissists and begrudge them forever if they succeed for a while in attaining power over the party despite their efforts.

Examples include progressive Democrats in the USA and the left wing of the UK Labour Party (for most of the last 40 years)
"No we can't split the vote by having an actually left wing party, we have to vote for the lesser evil or <greater evil> will win."

"Bro, we've been doing this shit your way for decades and got nothing to show for it. We'e tried voting for the lesser evil and impotently whining that we're still stuck with evil. It hasn't worked, it won't work. Stop being an aquarium socialist and help us build a real alternative."
by Il Senza Preteze May 14, 2025
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I am not an aquarium

I was born on the 22nd of June, im not a cancer, im not an aquarium. Daniel 2022
When someone asks you about your star sing.

I am not a cancer i am not an aquarium
by anonymous June 24, 2022
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Aquarium

A very bad place in The Gates of Hell. Usually people found guilty in the court of Hell are sent there. It is literally just the stomach of a leviathan.

Ethan is the first and only permanent occupier there.
If you don't shut up, I'll send you to the aquarium
by Cube Man October 14, 2021
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Aquarium

A warning of potential opps nearby, either a teacher or parent or someone you talking shit about or just a warning to watch your actions/words
Fuck that shut”
“Bro aquarium”
“Shit my b bro appreciate it”
“Gotchu just looking out for u bro”
by Dust setter May 28, 2023
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Takin the sloth to the aquarium

When she takes a cum load in her mouth and angrily spits it back into your asshole!
Wow, when I came in her mouth I quickly realized she was either snowballin me or she was takin the sloth to the aquarium; and you know what...it was the latter!
by Whosthematter April 3, 2020
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