Costa Verde Apartments

The most expensive and luxurious apartment community in La Jolla. Home to several celebrities, yuppies, and snobs.

dude 1: la jolla is so expensive.
dude2: tne costa verde apartments here are even more expensive.

by jimmy johnson2 September 9, 2007

Apartmentship

the non romantic relationship you share with your roomate in your apartment

Oh don't worry, we are not in a relationship, its an apartmentship. We just live together.

by Aneley August 20, 2009

apartment date

Apartment dating is when a woman invites a man over to her apartment in lieu of the couple going out for a date.

A woman should not apapartment date; instead, she should make the man take her out and spend some money on her.

by Gene July 10, 2003

apartment overcrowding

When a large number of people occupy an apartment to the point where it's cramped and can lead to feelings of being trapped and claustrophobic.

Apartment overcrowding can involve having more than three people in a single bedroom, other open areas such as the living room being used as a bedroom, having very limited privacy due to the large number of people in an apartment, and having many house restrictions set by the main tenant(s) of the apartment, which is especially true if the apartment is being shared by other strangers. It can also result in large numbers of cars parked on nearby streets on blocks that have several apartment buildings.

Some landlords have tried to combat this by setting a fixed limit of the number of persons that can occupy an apartment depending on the size (such as 2 people per bedroom, 3 per bedroom, 2 per bedroom plus one), but it isn't legal most of the time and violates the Fair Housing Act.

Person 1: What kind of apartment should I get?
Person 2: Just make sure you have enough space for whoever plans to live there.
Person 3: Yeah, try not to be like those people in Santa Ana, who have many problems with apartment overcrowding and have as many as 10 people in a one-bedroom apartment and sharing with a bunch of strangers. Living like that is so difficult it's not even funny.

by 120 day school year August 17, 2015

apartmentwrecker

The person I want is in a relationship, I’ve never been the type of person to break up a happy home, but I will fuck up a apartment

A apartmentwrecker won’t break up a happy home but will fuck up a apartment

by Lil Trucha June 29, 2021

tour my first apartment

Performing cunilingus with or vaginally penetrating your own mother's vagina, which is where you came from aka your 'first apartment'.

"So Emperor Caligula, your mom's pregnant right?"
"Indeed. And it's no wonder with how much I tour my first apartment."
"I'm going to smile and nod so you won't have me executed."

by Blayze Kohime August 30, 2022

Water Apartment

Term for the grand space of a handicap stall in a bathroom. Spun off the old term of water closet which was, for all purposes, just a toilet in a space the size of a phone booth. Usually contain a jump seat for a child or little friend, bars you can rest your head on for a quick nap, and a coat hook on the door. In most cases also contains a working door latch, something that is missing in the toilet booths.

Similar to the Taj Mahstall but with fewer amenities.

See also Taj Mahstall, Water Apartment and Toilet Booth.

by Sci-Fi Wasabi May 12, 2010